Posted by: jamelah | November 10, 2009

day ten: preserves

From pj:

How long can you keep stuff in the freezer for before it goes bad? Do different things have different half lifes? I threw away some frozen chicken breasts and some hot dogs and some cured ham and some rolls and some white thing I couldn’t even begin to figure out what it was but in each instance I realized I have absolutely no idea what the deal is with the whole freezer/food combo and when things are bad even though they are solid blocks of ice.

Here’s a simple phrase (that also happens to rhyme) that I learned once in regards to food safety, and it has served me well: When in doubt, throw it out!

You can freeze things for a really long time, but make sure to seal them well. Air is the enemy when it comes to preserving food.

On the subject of food turning bad, what’s the deal with the canned stuff too?

I tend to avoid canned food because it often contains nearly lethal amounts of sodium and I am not down with salt. I mean, I like salt, but really sparingly. Canned goods are technically non-perishable, but if you ever see a can that is misshapen or lumpy-looking, then throw it away. Unless you think botulism might be a good time.

Posted by: jamelah | November 9, 2009

day nine: george michael vs. justin timberlake

From Kevin:

Who’s more awesome: George Michael or Justin Timberlake? Please provide evidence/support.

Okay. Let’s break it down.

Round One:
George Michael was in Wham! Justin Timberlake was in *NSync.

Wham! (as a band name) contains punctuation. It’s not Wham. It’s Wham! Wake me up before you go-go! WHAM!

*NSync (as a band name) contains a symbol. In place of punctuation (technically that asterisk should be an apostrophe). It’s not In Sync. It’s *NSync. I have a lot of problems with this as a name. Also it’s not catchy. It’s not the sound that would appear in a cartoon bubble if, say, Batman were to get into a fight with Catwoman because last Christmas he gave her his heart and the very next day she gave it away (WHAM!) which is just a hypothetical, but still, I think it’s important to consider whether or not your band name could appear in a cartoon bubble and make sense.

Winner, Round One: George Michael

Round Two:
George Michael went on to have a solo career. Justin Timberlake went on to have a solo career.

George Michael is responsible for the song “Faith” which really is a perfect little pop ditty. Maybe it makes me dance around my house sometimes. Maybe. Just maybe. Also it starts with “Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body” which is a pretty great way to kick off a song. Like, weeeellllll, I guess it would be nice, but whatever. Also, remember this?

I just watched that again and it embarrassed me so much and seriously, good lord, MY HAIR, but still. George Michael inspired me.

Though there are other George Michael songs. There’s “I Want Your Sex” (direct approach!) and “Father Figure” (Who’s your daddy? Creepy.) And “Freedom ‘90″ which is also a rather catchy song, though I can’t think of it without also thinking of the David Fincher-directed, supermodel-laden music video, which was sort of a pop culture icon of the time. And I suppose it still is.

Justin Timberlake is responsible for “Rock Your Body” which I don’t think of as a perfect little pop ditty, though interestingly enough, at the wedding of a couple of friends of mine, this song played when the bride and groom walked back down the aisle. Nothing like pledging your eternal devotion to each other and then taking your first stroll as a married couple to the sounds of a beatboxing JT. And then there’s the issue of “Cry Me A River” which is about Britney, and there’s also Gregorian chanting, and I can’t even explain why I like that song, but I got it stuck in my head one day, and you know how if you get a song stuck in your head you can go either way with it — you can either end up liking it or wanting to set it on fire and throw it off a cliff? Somehow getting that song in my head made me like Justin Timberlake. I don’t get it either.

And then there’s the issue of JT’s FutureSex/LoveSounds album, and okay, yes, I do own it, but shut up. I held out for a really long time.

Winner, Round Two: I don’t know. Can this round be a draw? I never made a video of myself lip-synching to a Justin Timberlake song, but then, I’ve never been to a wedding where the couple played a George Michael song when they walked back down the aisle. I can’t decide!

Round Three:
George Michael collaborated with Elton John. Sir Elton John. Justin Timberlake collaborated with Madonna and Timbaland.

Even though I am terrified that Madge could crush my head with one of her arms, um, I don’t even get that “4 Minutes” song. Do you get it?

Liar. You don’t either.

So. Elton John or Madonna?

Winner, Round Three: George Michael

Round Four:
George Michael was once arrested for soliciting sex in a bathroom. Justin Timberlake, as far as I know, has not been arrested.

So, it really depends on how you define winning, right? On one hand, experience. On the other hand, getting arrested is a drag (not that I’ve ever been arrested). If someone has another hand I can borrow for a second, which seems highly inappropriate, considering the present subject matter, soliciting sex in a bathroom is for skeevy closeted politicians, and I am anti-skeeve.

Winner, Round Four: Justin Timberlake

Round Four Point Five: (non-scoring round)
Also there was that one time when George Michael was so high that he passed out in traffic. Except it was more than one time. And come on dude. You can afford a driver.

Again, Justin Timberlake seems good at not getting arrested.

Round Five:
Sunglasses! (I’m reaching at this point.)

George Michael was into aviators back in the day.

georgemichael

Classic.

Justin Timberlake was into cornrows and… um.

justintimberlake

Oh holy Jesus.

Winner, Round Five: George Michael

Round Six:
George Michael and Justin Timberlake have both made television appearances.

George Michael was on Eli Stone:

And Justin Timberlake has been on SNL roughly eleventy billion times (really why don’t they make him a cast member?) but this one:

Well. Dance biscuits. Also, Paul Rudd! Have I ever mentioned that I love him?

While it’s pretty cool to be someone’s brain tumor-induced delusion… DANCE BISCUITS. (Also don’t you love how that video says “www.thebeyoncenetwork.com” at the bottom?) Also, you know, Beyonce had the best video OF ALL TIME! So there’s that.

Winner, Round Six: Justin Timberlake

Anyway, looking at the numbers here, considering the fact that Round Two was a tie, it looks like George Michael wins by one point. Very close battle today, but winning is winning, so congratulations to Mr. Too Funky himself, George Michael, for being the awesomest.

Posted by: jamelah | November 8, 2009

day eight: things i find in my desk

lucky

The thoughts I had upon finding this old fortune went like this:

1. Who’s Lucky?
2. Or perhaps what’s Lucky?
3. Oh, do not ask, “What is it?” / Let us go and make our visit.
4. Damn, I’m a nerd.

Posted by: jamelah | November 7, 2009

day seven: interlude

You know what’s crazy? It’s Saturday and I got out of bed at 7:30 this morning and I felt like I got to sleep late. Work. It’s messing with me.

Anyway, it’s Saturday and it’s absolutely gorgeous outside (as opposed to being cold and rainy, which it has been since, I don’t know… September?) so I don’t suppose you can really expect me to stay in here and write a long blog post do you? Not happening.

But you know what? I got a haircut today. I didn’t take a Before picture, but when I was sitting down and Elizabeth (a.k.a. Hair Cutting Genius) asked me what I wanted her to do today I just pointed at my hair and said “It’s pretty poofy and I think we need to address that.” And then she cut it for awhile and it looked good. I don’t know how she does that, really, but I am a fan of her work. Here’s the post-haircut photo:

so

I don’t know. Do I look annoyed? Maybe? I’m not annoyed. I am also not really slightly yellow. It’s just that I forgot to change the white balance on my camera and funny things tend to happen color-wise when I do that. I could’ve taken another photo wherein I didn’t appear slightly yellow, but why? I mean, yellow is a perfectly good color.

And with that, I’m out. Please tune in tomorrow when I share with you some very important thoughts about… something. Happy Saturday!

Posted by: jamelah | November 6, 2009

day six: ew.

From Brittney:

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten, and what were the circumstances leading to its consumption?

Why is this question so hard? I am having a really hard time thinking of something truly disgusting, which would make for a more interesting story, and I feel like it would be cheating if I were to say “A raw tomato.”

There was one time when I was about six and someone dared me to eat cat food so I did. I don’t really remember much about this, other than “I dare you to eat cat food,” and “Okay.” It also wasn’t that bad. I mean, it didn’t become my favorite food or anything, but it didn’t make me want to barf.

Wait. You know what? I just thought of something. One time I was in a contest, and we each were given a jar of baby food. The thing was that the jar was a bunch of different baby food flavors mixed together. I had peas and bananas, and I hate bananas anyway (long story) and there was something else, something meat-flavored. There were four of us in this competition and we had to stand there and eat the baby food, and whoever finished their jar first won. Everybody had a different completely disgusting mixture, by the way. We weren’t given spoons or anything, so it was up to each contestant whether they wanted to try to use a finger as a makeshift spoon or if they just wanted to pour it in like it was some horrible thick beverage, like a room-temperature milkshake from hell. I went for the “pour it in” method, because it was all about winning, and then I didn’t win, which was so disappointing, because how do you spell the sound of a dry heave? So gross. One girl threw up, and do you know how hard it is to keep eating when you can hear the person right next to you heaving her guts out? Very difficult to keep the gag reflex in check. Nevermind the fact that I was eating bananas and peas and, I don’t know, turkey and rice or something.

Why was I in a contest involving the speedy consumption of baby food? Part of it was that I didn’t actually know that that was what the contest was when I was all “Oooh! Pick me!” I’m one of those competitive people. My competitiveness often manifests itself in really stupid ways, like I will turn things that aren’t competitions into competitions. I can think of an example:

When I was in high school I was in this class (I was in a lot of classes in high school) and we had to take notes. I don’t know if the point of our note-taking sessions was to teach us how to take notes or what, but the teacher would say something and we’d all furiously write it down, and then she’d repeat what she just said for anyone who missed it the first time. At some point, I started thinking this was irritating, so to entertain myself, I made up a game wherein I had to finish writing before she got around to repeating. If I made it, then I won, but if I didn’t, then I lost. Stupid, yes. Especially when I realized that it was completely pointless because it wasn’t like I didn’t have to wait for everybody to finish writing before I got to move on anyway.

So the point is that I like competing and competition tends to motivate me, even if it’s some pointlessly dumb competition I made up in my head to entertain myself. And if I hear somebody needs volunteers for a contest, I’m all “Sign me up!” This is how I ended up eating a baby food parfait of awfulness.

Anyway, now it’s my turn to ask a question. Have you ever EATEN baby food? It’s vile. Sure, it would probably be less vile if not mixed into a completely incongruous flavor profile, but even so, wow. That shit ain’t right.

Posted by: jamelah | November 5, 2009

day five: seeing and hearing

From Tom:

if you had to choose between being blind or deaf, which would you choose ?

At first glance, this seems like it would be an easy question to answer. But the more I thought about it, the less certain I was. I honestly cannot imagine not being able to see, because every moment that my eyes are open, I’m seeing. When I’m sitting here at my desk writing, I often look over my shoulder out of the window at the maple tree across the street (I’m one of those people who don’t have to look at the keyboard while I type, and I never thought much about this, since I thought being able to touch-type was a common skill, but I remember once I was working and someone stopped at my desk and I looked at him but kept typing while he was talking to me and he said “You’re FREAKING me OUT”) and I don’t know. I don’t think about it. My eyes are open, and I look. Plus there’s the fact that I like to look at things: art, horrible television, people’s faces, that maple tree across the street, dogs, sunsets, the moon, whatever. And books. Yes I know there are audiobooks, but screw that, because I like reading things on paper with pages I can turn. It’s a very important thing for me. I never really thought about it before, but being able to see informs pretty much every moment of my waking life, and if I lost that ability, I’m sure I’d find a way to handle it, but it’s a pretty big deal.

Though I do get asked if I’m blind pretty regularly because I tend to be sort of… oblivious. I don’t necessarily equate actual blindness with obliviousness, but I have a problem where I don’t see things that are right in front of my face, which is something we can interpret either literally or figuratively. It’s equally true in either case. In fact, to go back to yesterday’s question, one of my prerequisites for a life partner, if I were ever to find such a person, is that he has to be good at finding things, because you know how people say “She would lose her head if it weren’t attached?” They say that about me. I’m awful. I lose everything and then I CAN’T FIND IT. I’m hopeless, but oh so much fun when I’m trying to get out of the door and I’m running late and I can’t find my shoes I can’t find my phone I can’t find my purse I can’t find my other earring I can’t find my keys, etc., and then I get frustrated and crymad and really, I’m delightful. What was my point? I’m oblivious? Something.

On the other hand, I might be pretty heartbroken if I could never hear “Total Eclipse of the Heart” ever again. Shut up. IT’S AWESOME. Even so, I tend to tune things out a lot. I have a habit of getting lost in thought and not hearing anything that’s happening around me. And I like quiet. I like it a lot. I crave it when things get too busy or noisy, and then when I get some silence, I get mad if it gets interrupted (this is why phones are of the devil). I don’t like it when people talk all the time, which is funny, because if you know me, then you know that I often have a hard time shutting the hell up sometimes. I’m weird. I’m either very quiet, sometimes to the point where other people will think I’m standoffish or even somewhat rude, but if I know you really well, I might talk you to death, especially if I’ve had too much caffeine. But I’m also a very big fan of the companionable silence. One of my very favorite things is when I’m so comfortable with someone that we don’t even have to talk.

Do I have to make sense?

Anyway, I guess after all of that, if I had to choose between:

A. Not being able to see, or

B. Never being able to listen to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (and then, of course, breaking into dance) ever again,

then I have to go with B.

There.

Posted by: jamelah | November 4, 2009

day four: yeah yeah, grandma

From my grandmother (ahem):

So, when are you going to settle down with a nice man and make me a great-grandmother ?

Well, grandma, have you forgotten all of your other great-grandchildren? Aren’t they legion by now? You even have great-great-grandchildren. The family line has been taken care of, so there’s no need for me to give birth.

Be that as it may, I thought about skipping this question, since my grandmother doesn’t even know how to use a computer and is therefore not posting comments on my blog, but I thought I’d write about it anyway. I could be all jokey about it and tell you that I might be more inclined to settle down with a nice man and squeeze out a baby when I finally stop dating people who are so completely wrong for me (the stories I could tell) but oh, who cares? The past is over, thank goodness. Water under the proverbial bridge. Bygones. Et cetera.

If I’m going to be honest, the issue of my laughably bad dating history aside (seriously! the stories!), I’ve never been very good at settling. But then, thinking back, with whom would I have settled? Thinking over past options, the list is a string of No.

So it’s out there in the future for me or it isn’t, and I’m not concerned about it either way. I enjoy men (except for when I don’t) but I also enjoy my single life. I guess that if I ever end up in something really great, I hope I have the presence of mind not to fuck it up. Isn’t that the most we can ever hope for? Perhaps?

I know you didn’t exactly ask, because it’s possible to settle down without getting married, but if you really were my grandmother, then the marriage issue wouldn’t even be a question — it’s saying “I do” or nothing. I’m not opposed to marriage, per se, but it gives me pause, too. And I really can’t imagine ever having a wedding, because for one thing, weddings make people insane, and for another thing, I’ve experienced enough of other people’s weddings by now to know that while they were often very lovely and/or totally great parties, I just don’t wanna. So there’s that.

As for kids, goodness gracious. I love kids. I really really do. I’ve worked with kids and babysat kids and entertained the kids of friends and family. I know that having kids isn’t usually very glamorous, and I’m not even anybody’s parent, but I’ve been peed on and drooled on and barfed on and bled on and you name it. But I still love kids. Despite all the things about them that are decidedly not delightful, they really are rather delightful. I’m not sure about having any of my own, because I have always enjoyed giving them back to their parents. I also really like sleeping and I hear you don’t get to do much of that when you have young children. So I don’t know. I’m not entirely sold on the idea of having my own children, but I think I’d be a really great aunt. Plus there’s the fact that I told my mother that she’d better love my dog Sweet Pea (but then, how could she not love Sweet Pea? Sweet Pea is insanely lovable) because the dog may be the closest she ever gets to having a grandchild.

Plus she is ADORABLE:

ah, to sleep.

I guess I’ll say this, and it can sum up my feelings on both issues pretty well — right now I have no idea, but as ever, I am open to letting life surprise the hell out of me.

Posted by: jamelah | November 3, 2009

day three: heaven

From judih:

I’m going to take these one at a time.

What do you hope goddess will say when you ring the bell at the pearly gates?

Hmmm. “Welcome. Yes, your room does come with a fully-stocked mini-bar.”

or alternately:
what do you think the goddess will be wearing?

I don’t suppose it matters much, but I hope it’s not any of that cliched long flowy stuff. Dieties in muumuus is so last millennium.

what will her voice sound like?

I remember once, and I can’t recall what show or what channel I was watching, but I remember very clearly seeing Marianne Faithfull talking about Aretha Franklin and she said that Aretha Franklin had the voice of God. I see no reason to argue with this. Maybe I saw this on VH1 or maybe I hallucinated it, but either way, I think that’s fair. It was right around the time when I saw Alice Cooper saying that the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever was one of the best albums of all time. Yes, my head is an encyclopedia of uselessness. But back to the point. So. Aretha Franklin’s voice. I think yes. And if so, perhaps that clears up the wardrobe issue:

***RETRANSMISSION WITH ALTERNATIVE CROP***Aretha Franklin performs at the swearing-in ceremony at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2009.  (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

will there be accompanying music and is it something on your ipod at the moment?

Despite all this Aretha talk, wouldn’t it be totally sweet if Heaven Radio played a lot of Beck? Maybe I just thought of that because I happen to be listening to Beck right now. Even though this is not the song I happen to be listening to at present, you want to know what line just went through my head right now? I’ll tell you. I just imagined standing at the pearly gates and hearing Beck crooning “I wanna get with you/ And your sister/ I think her name’s Debra.” That reminds me! (I know Judih is used to my ADD.) One night earlier this year I was in a bar talking to this guy, and we ended up having this very intense, heated discussion about Beck (I can have an intense, heated discussion about anything) and then THIS SONG CAME ON. It was like MAGIC. And we were sort of in love for about five whole minutes, but I snapped out of it when I paused and thought “I wonder how much of this is due to beer bourbon goggles.” He left a little while later and my friend was all, “Are you going home with him?” and I think I said something really smart like “BUH!” and then I played some darts.

I have absolutely no idea what the point of that was.

are there pearly gates?

Maybe. I’ve always had a hard time picturing them. Are they encrusted with round cultured pearls or is it more like a pearlescent overlay? I don’t know.

if so, are they available on etsy?

I wonder what the shipping costs would be on something like that.

do you remember when art garfunkel was mayor of new york?

DO I EVER!

if so, were those the days?

It was a utopia nearly as magical as that time when Keith Richards opened his own amusement park. (To anybody who doesn’t get that: sorry you missed it.)

I think I’m skipping the bit about the power teaching, because that video was too energetic for me.

Posted by: jamelah | November 2, 2009

day two: in the zone

From Brett:

What is your favorite thing to do? Why?

I like to do a lot of things, from sleeping to plotting total world domination (not that I don’t plot total world domination in my sleep because I do, and so to anybody who has ever had to pleasure of sleeping next to me and has wondered what it is that I talk about when I’m asleep, now you know), I suppose that when it comes down to it, my absolute favorite thing to do is to make stuff. I like creating. I’m a person who comes up with approximately a thousand crazy ideas a day. My brain is a busy place, thanks to that ADD business, and so much goes by so quickly that half the time I don’t even notice it, or I might notice it, but it’s gone before I ever really get a chance to process it. So if you ever were to ask me what I’m thinking, I might be able to tell you, but chances are that I probably can’t. If I were to try, it would go something like “That one time in 10th grade algebra and also my bra is stabbing me and what is the DEAL with underwires anyway and you know I could really use a nap right now even though I’m not particularly good at napping but I sure like the IDEA of napping and I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA OH MY GOD wait I forgot nevermind.” Actually, looking back over that, I realize that people who talk to me regularly have probably been treated to statements just like that. They get used to the mid-sentence segues. I think.

See how I can’t stay on track for ANYTHING?

Anyway, I have a lot of ideas, and sometimes I remember them. If I happen to think of it when the idea goes zipping by, I have a little trick for hanging onto it. I say, “Remember that.” And then I do. But sometimes I don’t remember the whole idea, just a fragment, so I often have these odd little idea pieces floating around in my head, and I have to wait for them to make sense. Sometimes they never do. But occasionally, I will remember something entirely, and then comes the fun part. The part where I get to make it happen.

These ideas might be about anything. Could be an idea for a pair of earrings (though the jewelry ideas come much less often these days), or the idea for a blog post or some other kind of writing, or some kind of cooking idea I want to try (apples and bourbon! come to mama!), or maybe a photograph. I like the creative process because it feels like translating: this is what was in my head, and this is what it looks like.

To illustrate why I like making stuff, I’m going to use a photograph and explain the process behind it. I’ve decided to go with this one:

the fighter returns

I think I may be prouder of this photo than of any other one I’ve ever made. I could’ve quit after that one and felt fine about it, basically, because not to brag or anything, but that’s a pretty good photo, you know?

I had this image in my head. It looked pretty much exactly like that photo, and I thought “How the hell…?” So I thought I could go get into a bloody fist fight or I could somehow use makeup. I ended up choosing the bloody fist fight makeup, and then I spent an inordinate amount of time smearing thin layers Elmer’s glue on the back of my hand, letting it dry, then smearing some more glue. (Here’s a tip: if you ever need a peely skin effect, and you don’t happen to have any liquid latex handy, Elmer’s glue works like a charm. Unlike several other adhesives, Elmer’s glue is water-soluble. Very important.) Once I got my hand all glued up, I painted my knuckles with red nail polish and dusted some black eyeshadow here & there, and then peeled the glue a bit to get that torn skin look, and then I was finally ready to shoot the photo. I’d say that whole bit — having the idea, thinking how to make the idea work, doing the makeup — took about an hour. Maybe a little more, but somewhere in that neighborhood. Once my hand was ready, I set up a light, and since my bathroom often serves as my photography studio and I’m not fancy, I used a bare bulb set on a shelf. I set the camera on top of a roll of toilet paper (who needs a tabletop tripod?), put the camera on a 2-second timer, set it on its macro setting (point-and-shoot camera, as this was pre-DSLR days) and took four photos, with a slightly different hand position in each one. This is photo number three out of the four. Before removing all the glue and gunk from my hand I checked the photos on my computer to see if I liked them, and I processed one (nothing major — cropped 16×9, and some color/contrast adjusting) and that was it. The entire thing, from beginning to end, took a large chunk of a Saturday morning, and it involved a lot of maniacal cackling to myself, because I love every minute of making something. For me, the idea is just the beginning, and the work of making it come into being is so much fun. And if I end up liking the final product (sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t), then that’s a bonus.

Sometimes I know exactly what I want and I set it up and shoot it and I’m done, but sometimes it evolves and/or becomes more focused as I work. The thing I love about it is that I can have an idea and turn it into something. I love that. I love the whole process. In fact, I often love the process more than I love the final product, because I feel so at home in that space where I’m making something. It’s intensely personal, and I guard it. I was once involved with this fellow who said he’d love to watch me work and I thought “Ew. No.” Maybe that’s weird of me, I don’t know, but it’s something that’s entirely mine and I’m selfish. I don’t mind sharing finished products, and I don’t mind talking about the steps I took to make something, but when I’m actually in the middle of working on something, leave me the hell alone, you know?

Anyway, I guess the biggest reason why I love making stuff is that when it works — and it doesn’t always, because I fail, oh, how I fail — and things just happen and I end up in this zone of creativity where I’m positively buzzing with energy, well, it’s a huge rush. I love it. Favorite thing in the world.

Posted by: jamelah | November 1, 2009

day one: the excitement of the kickoff

Hello, my lovelies.

Here it is, the first day of November, so I’m going to get this NaBloPoMo thing started. Thanks to everybody who asked a question; I’ll answer them pretty much in the order I received them (copied & pasted directly from the comments section of this post without any editing, as much as I sometimes might want to edit them), but I may skip around a little bit or write some non Q&A posts once in awhile, or skip the ones about Vincent Price. Mainly because I remember writing a post for LitKicks and I linked to an article about Vincent Price’s cookbook and will never be able to get it out of my head that Vincent Price wrote the following: “There is nothing more soul-satisfying than the first succulent bite into the juicy frankfurter.” So now every time I think about Vincent Price, I think about juicy frankfurters (not a euphemism), and the fact that I am inclined to disagree with Price’s statement. I’m sure there has to be something more soul-satisfying than eating a hot dog. I don’t even like hot dogs. I’m just saying.

Anyway, when it comes to the posts this month, sometimes I’ll write a question-and-answer post, and sometimes I might write something else, and we’ll all find out what’s happening together. Ooooh, adventure!

Anyway, part 2: the interesting thing is that the day I wrote that post soliciting questions from you was the day that my life got flip-turned upside-down. No, I didn’t have to move in with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air (who doesn’t love a little Fresh Prince reference?) but it was the day that I got hired for a job. An actual job. I know!. I seem to have forgotten to mention this on my blog, so I figure I’ll just mention it now. When I wrote the post, I had no idea I was going to be hired for an actual job, but by 4-ish that afternoon, I’d gotten the offer, and I took it. It’s a job I interviewed for about a year ago, and didn’t get, and then the same position opened up in the same organization, albeit in a different location. Some friends who work there heard about the opening and told me to get in touch with the people in charge of hiring and let them know I was still interested, and I figured I might as well, because one of two things would happen: they’d either hire me, or I’d continue on in my long unemployment, and whatever happened was alright with me. So I got in touch with people, played a bit of phone tag, kind of forgot about it, and then one morning — while I was still fast asleep, mind you — I got a call from the woman who would be my boss, and in that hazy half-awake/half-asleep state, my brain somehow grasped that oh, she was interviewing me. So I got out of bed and walked around the house while we talked, trying to wake myself up. I still don’t really know what she and I talked about, but that afternoon she called back and offered me the job. The takeaway lesson here is that if you ever have a phone interview, try to schedule it for a time when you know you’ll still be in bed, and then spend the majority of it standing in your kitchen (still in your pajamas, of course), thinking about how much you wish you had a cup of coffee.

I started on Monday, and so the past week has been a radical switch from my cozy routine of doing whatever the hell I wanted, and has involved a lot of getting up early, commuting, having people throw a lot of information at me, and then commuting again. It’s been overwhelming, but in a good sort of way, and I like it so far. So hooray for me.

And now I’m going to go back to my strict rule of not writing about work on the internet, which will be extra strict now due to the privacy laws that govern everything, and since I don’t want to get fired and then sued, let’s not talk about it. I’ll give you a hint, though: it’s not with the CIA. Or am I just saying that?

When I wrote my annual birthday post, I wrote that I was certain I couldn’t imagine what would come of this year, and oh man, I’m so good at being right all the time. Yeah. And now that I’m committed to writing a post here every day, I have way less free time, but isn’t that always the way?

Well, this post is getting long, isn’t it? I’m going to answer a question, too. I know, I could’ve just counted all those paragraphs I’ve already written as an entire post and gotten around to the questions tomorrow, but I’ve always been an overachiever. Or something. So let’s get this party started…

From Holly:

How does the automotive-driven Michigan economy effect you now; also, do you think it had a impact on public schools in Albion and thereby your entire education?

Well, the economy in Michigan is a sad state of affairs, but it’s been that way for some time, long before all those auto industry bailouts were on the news. I’m no expert on the subject and I never could pay attention in economics classes, so my answer is entirely my opinion, based on my own experience and observations.

In terms of the first part of your question, I live in a rust belt city. (Yes, it’s a city.) Its decline has been slow and painful, like watching someone with a terminal illness struggle. I believe very much in this place’s potential, and I know there are a lot of people doing a lot of good work to make it a good place to live, but while I don’t believe in trash-talking this place, because I have a deep affection for it, as weird as it is, I do believe that it’s not the place it could be. It’s been hit hard by the loss of manufacturing jobs, hit hard long before anybody was talking about bailing out GM. The city’s largest employer and the biggest contributor to its tax base (an auto parts manufacturer) folded nearly a decade ago, and though it wasn’t exactly an exciting, happening town before then, after that happened, it was like the city got gut-punched and never could quite stand upright again. A lot of people lost their jobs because of this manufacturer’s closing, people who weren’t even employed there to begin with, because the ripple effect of something like that is wide-reaching. I don’t know. Things are different now, and they’ll never be the same again. I think it’s okay if things are never the same again — shit happens, we change, that’s life — but I’m still not exactly sure what this town is changing into, and I don’t know if anyone really does know.

When I graduated from college I worked as a reporter for that stretch of time I lovingly refer to as the worst eight months of my life. Though actually even after I quit reporting for good, I still had to make it through the next year, which was also pretty fucking terrible. Really fucking terrible. I’m okay now, but sometimes I look back on that phase of my life and wonder how it is that I just didn’t give up.

Anyway, while I was working as a reporter, I got to cover really exciting stuff, like school board meetings. Despite all the other crap that was going on in my life at the time, if there was anything in the world that made me want to drive a stake through my eye, it was school board meetings. They were so boring that they somehow eclipsed boredom and moved into the territory of burning agony, largely due to that one guy who was in love with the sound of his own voice. But anyway, the meetings during my life as a reporter were largely centered on how in the hell they were going to address the issue of a massive budget shortfall, due to the loss of students to schools of choice, and therefore a big drop in state revenue sharing. They settled on layoffs and a massive buyout of teachers. I felt sorry for them as they grappled with it.

But I went to those schools. I don’t feel like I was shorted, education-wise. I believe you can go to the richest, most well-funded school in the world and still come out a complete dumbass so even though money is necessary to educate children, it isn’t the only necessary thing. I had some really great teachers in my K-12 years, teachers I will remember as long as I live, teachers who made me use my brain and made me like it. My school wasn’t fancy, but it prepared me for college, which was what it was supposed to do. I guess I believe that you get out of your education what you put into it, and if you’re determined to learn, then you will. I was encouraged to be smart. I was encouraged at home, and I know I’m lucky to have that, because not everyone comes from backgrounds where they’re encouraged. And actually, in my case, it was more than encouragement. My mother expected me to do well in school and to be an intelligent human being, and you don’t go against my mother. During my so-called formative years, my friends and I didn’t call it The Wrath of Anne for nothing. But there were a few teachers along the way who encouraged me as well, and I am grateful for it. So when I got to college, I was more than ready to be a total smartypants, anyway.

So there’s that. I feel like I babbled a lot, but maybe there’s an answer in there somewhere.

Until tomorrow, then.

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