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Okay, let’s face it. I’m never going to be able to write a post as good as the one I wrote yesterday. There’s sexual innuendo, R. Kelly, Johnny Cash, and Moons Over My Hammy. And a dead hooker. So it’s all downhill from there, really, and I do apologize. To prove that the only course I could possibly take is one amazingly fast downward spiral, today I am going to do a meme. I can’t help it! I got tagged! And also, I cannot resist memes. There are memes and then there’s me and I am their bitch.

Anyway, here goes:

4 Things I did Today:

1. Forced myself to go for a run even though I wanted to sit around in my pajamas.

2. Took the following photograph of my post-run hair:

I will never stop being amused by the craziness sprouting from my scalp.

3. Wore a sweater and actual shoes (not sandals) and was still cold all afternoon. So cold that I had to go get coffee and all that was left was the mega-caffeine kind and so now I’m still all “Whee! Caffeine!”

4. Ate some squash. Mmm. Squash.

4 Things on my To-Do List:

1. Because I haven’t worked out how to get paid for existing, I still have to get a job. I’m perfectly fine with getting a job, and in fact I prefer working to not working because I hate that useless feeling that comes with being a no-good layabout, but [rant deleted]. To sum up: drat.

2. Finish editing those stories that I have been a slacker about.

3. Get a trim.

4. I don’t know. Read some books, or something.

4 Things that are my Guiltiest Pleasures:

1. That show on the Discovery Channel with Josh Bernstein who is such an adorable dork ohmygod.

2. America’s Next Top Model marathons. When the WB combined with whatever other station it was to form the CW, my cable company decided I didn’t need that channel, so I don’t get to watch it until it comes on in marathon form on MTV or someplace long after everyone else has already watched it and I have to spend a lot of time trying to avoid spoilers, which is hard. Not having the CW means that I also don’t get to watch Gossip Girl, which I am sure would be a wonderfully guilty pleasure, but my cable company is an asshole. Anyway, when it comes to ANTM, I miss Janice Dickinson.

3. Snickers.

4. Awful Top-40 radio.

4 Random Facts about Me:

1. Every time I notice a gray hair, I pluck it from my head. I realize that a time will come when this will no longer be feasible but for now I’m going to keep doing it.

2. I’m better about this than I used to be, I think. I’m sarcastic anyway, but when I’m mad, my sarcasm turns lethal. It almost got me fired once.

3. I’m allergic to cats. Achoo.

4. Man, I just did a list of 100 of these so I’m having a hard time thinking up new ones. Um, how many times have I told you that I had braces twice? Eleventy billion? Right-o. There really is a finite number of random facts about me, and I think I’ve covered them all.

4 Bloggers I’m Tagging:

Mmmnope. But if you’d like to do this meme, then consider yourself tagged.