Comments on: a veritable smorgasbord of awesome

By: farlane

farlane — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:11:04 +0000

Pop quiz?? I totally didn’t study.

1. Vengeful spiders (though I think I could take the snowman)

2. How long am I stuck with the mime? If it’s more than a couple hours I’m building a cabana and hanging out the “No Clowns” sign.

3. Booger. I can’t believe anyone’s really going to eat the cricket. Unless they’re on Fear Factor or something.

4. I am scared about my sanity in the carrot top scenario so it’s a pirate’s life for me.

5. How high is cliff? I guess because of Rick James I’m listening to that. I totally remember changing the channel on this video.

6. What is this? Community service? Your honor I was framed. hemorrhoid creme. sigh.

7. Longtime job. That was too easy. Should have been a creepy co-worker named Stu or demon-possessed stapler in there.

8. These are hard! Chocolate I guess because there would still be ginger cookies.

9. Clap off!

10. If I eat them both can I get some chocolate too?

By: Abby

Abby — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:21:39 +0000

I guess I would qualify as a lurker, because I can’t remember if I have ever commented or not. Any who, I do love a good game of would you rather, so here it goes:

1. Snowman all the way, because spiders completely terrify me (in fact they are so scary I would choose the guaranteed of doom of snowman strangling vs. the chance I could fight of those army spiders)

2. Mimes are cool

3. Booger, cause chances are I have eaten one of those in the past, I mean come on I was once 5 years old.

4. Carrot Top, cause my guess is I could actually escape that

5. Driving off cliff

6. ooh tough one, I am gonna have to go with herpes

7. Live a long time

8. chocolate, I could not handle the loss of cheese

9. clap

10. tomato

By: jamelah

jamelah — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:10:59 +0000

I would say something really clever but I just had some blood drawn and as a result, I’m a little loopy right now. Whee!

Anyway, hi everybody!

By: wifey

wifey — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:04:23 +0000

1. Snowman. He would melt before he could finish strangling me. Want to know why? Because I am so hot.

2. Elevator. Mime.

3. Booger

4. Oh dear. Pirate ship prisoner I think.

5. Come on! That’s a good song! Eddie Murphy all the way.

6. I’d do either. Spokespersons make a ridiculous lot of money.

7. Work til I’m 90. At a job I enjoy – that’s the must.

8. Chocolate. I don’t really like chocolate that much. Or wait, maybe I should spin it the other way and say cheese…I think most of the reason I’m not a size 2 is thanks to cheese.

9. I think I would take the clap.

10. Tomato

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:33:00 +0000

1. Spiders. It would freak me out but I wouldn’t be dead.
2. Clown. There would be more places to hide on an island.
3. Cricket
4. Prisoner on a pirate ship. Maybe we could be friends. Carrot Top scares me.
5. Eddie Murphy, I guess?
6. Hmm…
7. Work till I’m 90.
8. Man, I love cheese. So I have to choose chocolate.
9. The clap! There’s medication for that, right?
10. They are both yucky, but I choose tomato.

By: Scriber's Web

Scriber's Web — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:16:47 +0000

Hi! Ok I admit. I’ve been lurking for a few weeks now. I think I posted a comment a while ago.

Love, love your writing style. I really enjoy reading your blog and have added it to my daily must read blogs. You are a very engaging writer. I can’t wait to see what you write about next:)

By: SaraAu

SaraAu — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:33:50 +0000

1. Snowman
2. I’ll take the mime on – he’s defenseless
3. My own booger
4. I think I’ve read enough about said Carrot Top to choose the pirates
5. Cliff, but I’ll wear a seatbelt
6. Depends on where the herpes is at
7. Ask me again in three weeks time when I’m 30
8. Cheese. The hormones chose.
9. As an unmarried person the first choice horrifies me so I’ll take my chances with the hot piece and the several rounds of antibiotics that will inevitably follow.
10. Tomato.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:20:53 +0000

For me: tomato, clap, cheese (but only just!), job I enjoy, hemorrhoid cream (imagine the jokes you could make), Party All The Time, pirate ship, booger, clown and ugly snowman.

Although I’d prefer not to have to make any of those choices and just sit around drinking wine.

By: lsp

lsp — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:21:02 +0000

First time poster, short time lurker (sure it can still be measured in hours at this point)…let’s play….

I’m fine with Frosty, watching a mime trapped inside a box for real sounds like fun, booger sandwiches for sure, a pirate ship sounds like a fine way to travel, and how did you know I was listening to that song right now? Herpes medication would make people think I’m a player, I’ll work until I die, no chocolate? F*ck cheese then, and while I’m at it get the clap, then eat a whole tomato.

By: Staz

Staz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:36:13 +0000

1. The snowman. (Uh, I HAVE that snowman. Seriously. But it was a gift! I swear!)
2. Elevator with a mime. (Plus, if I had an iPod in my ears, that mime could be “miming” to Ludacris or something. Awesome.)
3. Cricket.
4. Naked/hungover next to Carrot Top. At least I’d be able to share the funny story later.
5. Eddie Murphy I guess.
6. Herpes. It implies a certain I-had-sex “coolness” that hemorrhoids frankly just doesn’t have.
7. Live long and prosper.
8. Chocolate. If I’m allergic to cheese, then there’s really no point in living.
9. Disease-free. The clap just never sounds appealing.
10. Tomato.