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if you ever somehow manage to drop a spoonful of greek yogurt on your keyboard at work…

…I’d recommend not trying to clean it out with a cotton swab. Because then the cotton swab might get stuck IN THE KEYBOARD.

And if that were to happen, you might perhaps find yourself requiring assistance from someone who first has to take a picture, because seriously, you jammed a cotton swab into your keyboard, and then removes said cotton swab so easily you have to wonder why you even thought it was stuck in the first place, though you need to cut yourself some slack because you’re running a slight fever and it’s probably impairing your judgment just a little.

Also? You’d have to get a new keyboard because there’s Greek yogurt in the old one, and it’s in there forever.

(But God, isn’t Sweet Pea THE CUTEST DOG EVER?)

Discussion

5 Responses to “if you ever somehow manage to drop a spoonful of greek yogurt on your keyboard at work…”

  1. (Yes, she is.)

    Posted by Steven Donaghey | February 23, 2012, 10:07 pm
  2. I have to say, it looks remarkably tidy in Jamelahworkland. And the Q-Tip should have a little flag.

    Posted by John | February 26, 2012, 10:04 am
  3. Damn, your desk is clean. I don’t think I would’ve gotten the nerve to call in reinforcements.

    Posted by Fraulein N | February 26, 2012, 11:13 pm
  4. LOL, I needed that laugh. But seriously, how did the yogurt end up in your keyboard in the first place?

    Posted by lansing.net | February 27, 2012, 1:59 pm
  5. Well, it’s not actually my desk. I don’t have a desk, per se. I kind of just gypsy my way around the office with my file folders of necessities and a few highlighters and pens and find an open space with a computer where I can work every day. If it were my desk, it would be much more cluttered. As for how I got my yogurt into someone else’s keyboard, uh, it fell off my spoon. These things happen. I’m not sure how, but they do, oh, they do.

    Posted by jamelah | March 1, 2012, 6:38 pm

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