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who doesn’t love pictures of children having fun?
people who are heartless bastards, that’s who. yeah.
anyway, here’s how i spent my friday night. i was dreading spending 12 hours at work after a regular workday, but this was really fun. seriously.

right, ok
i’m really over it. but this is hilarious.

p.s.
everyone but those five or eight people that i don’t hate need to bite me. appointments can be set up between the hours of 1 and 3 p.m. on weekdays, please call my office to set up a meeting and to get any necessary directions.
blah.

why i hate all but 5 people on the face of the earth right now*
because someone apparently put a big dose of “go completely crazy-retarded” powder in the water supply, people appear to have gone completely mental. i’d be specific, but what’s the point? anyway, i am completely amazed at the fact that […]

ok, truthfully
i don’t chuckle. so the post below this is a lie. i either laugh, or i don’t. sometimes i do this half-assed “oh, ha” thing, but usually… no. okay, shutting up now. have a nice day.

ah, sweet, sweet irony
today, i got a pop up ad about stopping telemarketing calls. as if pop ups aren’t as annoying as telemarketers. (and i’ve never had a telemarketer cause my computer to freeze.) i know, i know, it’s not as ironic as, say, a pop up ad about stopping pop up […]

LAZYASSES!!!
ok, seriously. now i am lazy. i like to be lazy. i like to procrastinate like the crazy mofo i am, and then do everything in a last minute adrenaline rush. because that’s the kind of girl i am.
but i’m not so lazy that i let it stand in the way […]

futile
i wake up. and all is silent. so i sit down and play the piano. working it out with beethoven. i have all of the first movement of f�r elise memorized, so i play it repetitiously, instead of taking the challenge of learning the rest of the piece. sometimes i […]

well, fuck me
yeah. not really.

a day off…
oh, i’ve been waiting for a day off for months. and now that i’ve finally had one, i have to say that it’s been every bit as wonderful as i thought it would be. it’s not that i did anything special… i really didn’t. i mean, i took my grandma […]