Nov 20 2002
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why i hate all but 5 people on the face of the earth right now*
because someone apparently put a big dose of “go completely crazy-retarded” powder in the water supply, people appear to have gone completely mental. i’d be specific, but what’s the point? anyway, i am completely amazed at the fact that i actually am the devil. i used to joke about it, but i really thought i was joking.
but you know what? i wasn’t. i am satan.
this must be why my favorite color is red.
so…. yeah. i’ve learned over the past day that i am consistently rude and offensive and that i shouldn’t be allowed to breathe. and i’m so mad and confused about the whole thing that i can’t even really put it into words. so i’m going to give up. because i can do that.
i accept it. i’m the devil. so let’s all just move on from here, shall we?
* okay, i may like more than five. in fact, i can think of about…. 8.
