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Archive for April, 2003

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a good day to die
well, as the post below this says, the blog is now officially one year old. as such, it seems like a good time to go on vacation.
i’m tired.
check back in a month.

a year of blog

yes. it has been one year since i first started posting in this particular incarnation of my page o’ rambling/journal/blog thing. and what a strange trip it’s been. i can’t say that it’s been the happiest year. nor can i say it’s been the most fun or interesting year. but it’s been a year of […]

the best email ever:

okay, i open my mail this morning and see that i have one from someone named GGaa sfdd. it seems to me that Ggaa sfdd is a pretty exotic name, like that of a warrior from spamville. but the subject line says, “I need you” and i can’t help it… i have to click. so […]

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by the way part three…
a. i changed the blog font color. why?
b. it was hard to read.
c. i could.

by the way part two…

a. i was going to write a story today, but then i decided i hate writing, so i’m not going to do that.
b. why am i lettering these?
c. today i got spammed. like every day, really. but this one stood out, because the subject line said, “i don’t want a relationship, jamelah.” and then of […]

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by the way…
a. i love bob the angry flower.
b. yes, i found that link somewhere on the identity theory site. i love identity theory, too. so much that i’m afraid to submit my writing to them.
c. comes before
d.

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the adventures of broken girl
so, over the past week, my back has been broken. not literally broken, but i’ve had such bad muscle spasms that i couldn’t do anything except sit in a chair and watch horrible daytime television. the acts of standing up, sitting down, and walking were way out of my […]

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okay, dammit… it’s time for an update
paragraph form is too taxing. so here are some things i feel like saying:
1. though it’s mostly over by now, happy easter.
2. pie of the key lime variety is a burst of pleasure upon the palate.
3. i got some new clothes that actually […]

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so
i guess i should update, or something. not much is new in my own personal empire, however. i work, i write, i eat yogurt, i sleep. i’m thinking about getting a haircut. my hair hasn’t been this long ever in my entire life… which is a great reason to chop it […]

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hey
i put up some new pictures today. i don’t have much to say, so you just go look at them and pretend i said something witty.

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