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tell your barber you’re sick of looking like an asshole…
that’s from a song that was (still is) on a cd a friend gave me. i don’t know the title of the song or who sings it, but it’s about mullets and it’s in my head right now.
anyway.
damn, i’m tired, yo. i’ve also, over […]

website makeovers…
sometimes i feel like dyeing my hair blond. but then i realize that i would be a hideous blond, and so instead of going for a clairol fix, i redesign my website. so… here it is. redesigned. all traffic from the index is being redirected to the blog. why? […]

the thing about hosting an art show
so, back a few months ago, i decided that planning and hosting a poetry reading wasn’t stressful enough. no, i needed to do something bigger. so i decided to have an art show. you know, because the reading’s at an art gallery, and yeah, so they […]

god bless the oriental trading company
so i ordered some cocktail umbrellas from the oriental trading company, and now they keep sending me catalogues. i decided to look through them today, and i found the most wonderful thing i’ve ever seen. that’s right. i found this:

and mind you, this was in the business […]

oh yes it’s ladies’ night and the feelin’s right…
i don’t know.
anyway. today was just about the best day i’ve ever had. ever. today was my last day at work. i had a party. i got presents. it was like a birthday, except totally not. and i don’t feel […]

what’s goin’ on?
oh, hey… i’ve been forgetting to update. whoops. here’s the deal, in one messy paragraph:
i bought three cd’s at a thrift store on saturday. they were of the genre (i don’t know if you have one that’s similar) “i think i want to listen to this cd, but i don’t […]

hail to the thief
ah, radiohead. i bought the new radiohead cd yesterday. it makes my life…more full of radiohead. woo.
purchasing the cd went something like this:
jamelah wanders alone through music store. she stops at ‘new releases’ rack. picks up radiohead cd.
jamelah: 13.99. not bad.
music store guy: can i help […]

oh, to be gainfully unemployed…
i quit my job today.
wrote my resignation letter, and in two weeks, i’ll have a lot more time to blog.
of course, i’ll have much less to blog about.
ah, life is beautiful that way.
send money.

ok, really
do i even have to say anything about this?

the thing with aretha franklin
i want to say right now, for the record, that i love aretha franklin… and when marianne faithfull said that aretha franklin had the voice of god, i think she might’ve been right. because let’s face it: she can sing. as such, i’m willing to forgive her for […]