jamelah.net

because i should post something, and i don’t have any idea what i would write about, i stole this from srah
1. Name: jamelah
2. Birthday: 9/11/1979
3. Piercings: just one in each ear
4. Tattoos: no, i’m a commitment-phobe
5. Height: 5′6″
6. Shoe size: 9
7. Hair color: some weird black/brown/red mix — and it’s natural
8. Hair Length: medium
9. Pets: […]

dear my blog,
hey. i thought i’d just write you a letter. you know, because i’m supposed to be doing other things (like finishing that newsletter i was supposed to have done 2 days ago). and don’t get me wrong, i’m not just writing to you because i feel like procrastinating. no. i thought it would […]

the model of perfect health
i went to the doctor today. i hate going to the doctor, so i only go when i feel like a trip to the doctor might save me from death. however, i learned that i am just fine, and the fact that my teeth, ears, face and throat are […]

why i am like keith richards
i have this theory about keith richards, and it goes a little something like this:
keith richards died about ten years ago, but nobody has the heart to tell him, so he keeps walking around, embalmed by the alcohol.
see, today, i woke up sick. and i went through three phases […]

eh, what the hell?
unconscious mutterings:

Roadtrip:: rest areas
Honey:: “you’re just too used to my honey now”
Flanders:: moll
Vampire:: goth wannabes
Justice:: baseball. (yeah, i don’t know, either. dave, maybe?)
Marine:: my friend jason
Protractor:: not paying attention in geometry class
Rubber:: cement
London:: chunnel
Jerry:: “great balls of fire” lee lewis

list of essentials for the perfect weekend, or, even more proof that i’m a losergeek
– radiohead and johnny cash cds
– leftover kung pao chicken (”kung PAO!!!!!”)
– pens that work
– laundry that needs washing
– a newsletter that needs designing
– rainy weather
– warm socks
– the cute carpenter appearing on at least one episode of trading spaces.
– website […]

yeah
nevermind.

ah, childhood
so i was just reading this post on little.yellow.different. about things that were scary during childhood, and when i got to the comments, i realized that there are other people in the world who were also terrified of the yodeler/mountain climber guy from the price is right. i feel less alone now, however, […]

i’d write a headline, but i don’t know what i’m talking about
i have some pictures from my weekend up north, but i haven’t done anything with them yet. i plan, eventually, to put them up on my photos page… i actually have a photos page redesign in mind, but it’s going to be a […]

for what it’s worth…
i think that not liking mondays is a little too trendy, so i’ve decided that monday is my new favorite day of the week.