Oct 27 2003
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why i am like keith richards
i have this theory about keith richards, and it goes a little something like this:
keith richards died about ten years ago, but nobody has the heart to tell him, so he keeps walking around, embalmed by the alcohol.
see, today, i woke up sick. and i went through three phases of thinking.
phase one:
hm. my allergies must be acting up.
phase two:
damn, i think i must have strep throat.
phase three:
i died about an hour ago, but since i don’t know any better, and nobody’s told me that i am actually, in fact, dead, i’m just sitting here, updating my blog.
the parallels between keith richards and myself are therefore, uh, you know, staggering. i guess, in order to preserve myself, i should drink more.
