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it’s the most wonderful time of the year…
or something.
so, today marks the beginning of the christmas season. (though commercially, the christmas season began sometime in mid-October. i think it gets earlier every year, and eventually the day after christmas will signal the time for all those wacky shoppers to start picking up little bits […]

yay, drugs
my back hurt really bad, so i took a muscle relaxer. now, the muscles along my spine are no longer in knots, but i’m really tired and feeling that disconnected drug feeling. so logically, it’s time for me to write something in my blog.
mmmhmmm.
does anybody know where this line is from? […]

snowy days and mondays
holy jesus action figure, batman! it’s snowing outside! and it’s snowing a lot.
bah.

breaking news from camp jamelah:
i bought new lipstick today and i have this insane urge to kiss things just to leave shimmery pink lip prints around, like a voice that whispers “jamelah was here.”
is this narcissism, or have i finally just gone really crazy?

okay, really
i think it’s time i came up with my own personal disclaimer, something that those who have to deal with me on a regular basis can keep in mind in case i say something dumb or awful or weird or completely wretched, so that they can just laugh me off, remembering that by the […]

oh ted nugent, you veritable well of charm, you
it was a pretty normal morning, really. i got up, i did some pilates, i ate some cream of wheat (it’s wheatalicious!) and i read a transcript of ted nugent being interviewed by jesse ventura.
all pretty par for the course, you understand.
now, on the off chance […]

oh yeah, and i guess it’s also time for free-association fun!

Plan B:: comes before plan c
Seattle:: chris cornell
The lady wore:: saran wrap
Upsetting:: oblivious
Tampon:: the age eleven and trauma
Celebrity:: death match
Baja:: chalupa
64:: when i’m
RGB:: 72 dpi
Milkshake:: nausea

from unconscious mutterings

1. christ on a cracker, it’s november 16th. i don’t know about you (really, i don’t) but to me, it’s freakish and bizarre that there are 6 weeks left to this year and i feel this profound sense of “uh, that’s it?” i know that it’s pretty normal for time to pass, and i also […]

one of those honest, heartfelt posts that very rarely make an appearance here
as the post below this one says (but in a different way) i’m not really very outwardly emotive. i think i get that from my dad — we’re a pair of stoic bastards with excellent poker faces. anyway, along with this, […]

when i have nothing to say but feel that i need to update, i steal things from other people’s blogs…
(this one from krista)
apparently, what i’m to do here is take this set of characteristics (based on birth month) and cross off whatever’s not like me. but since i can’t ever do things the way […]