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the storm before the calm
i’m taking a little bit of a blog vacation because i feel like it so there. will be back by the new year with a non-thursday* design that is sure to land me straight into the fiery pits of hell. boy oh boy, i can’t wait.
anyway, i wrote this […]

i like numbered lists, and this may become my posting schtick. anyway, enough of this non-numbered-list stuff… down to bid’ness:
1. “Yes, you can have more jamelah” was the subject line on some spam i received today. now, i know i have an unhealthy obsession with spam (canned meat product aside) but really… this one made […]

to smoke or not to smoke?
ok, so today i decided i was going to quit smoking. this is a very momentous undertaking, because i have smoked since i was 15, which is like, 9 years* and really, my relationship with cigarettes is the longest relationship i’ve ever had.** i also love most everything […]

ok, i was having a bad day on friday. but now i’m over it, as “over it” is something that i frequently am. so, without further ado, here’s another numbered list without the complete, all-consuming depression.
1. i’ve been making fudge for christmas. while it is a delightful pastime, and the peanut butter fudge borders on […]

observations from today, or, things i feel like saying just because i have nothing better to do
1. ever have one of those moments (or hours or days or weeks or months or lives, for that matter) where you just feel like falling to your knees in agony and despair, raising your fist and shaking […]

here comes the snow…
okay, let it be known for the record (in case i haven’t already made it known for the record) that i do not like cold weather and i hate almost* everything about winter. i mean, seriously, my mother is from the south and my father is from the middle east. […]

but i’m famous, baby
last night, i got an email informing me that because i am a well-known figure in the central kentucky arts community, a certain yahoo group would like me to participate and offer my opinions on kentucky arts and artists.
huh. i’m a well-known figure in the central kentucky arts community. […]

today, i recorded a message for you. it is stupid, but then, most things i say are stupid. anyway, you can download it and listen to it, if you feel like having five minutes of your life stolen by me.
here it is
also, make sure you’re someplace where it’s okay to turn your speakers up a […]

reasons why tuesday is good, by jamelah
1. i staged a coup.
really, do i need another reason?

so the other day, like maybe a week ago or something, i took a look at a box of fake teddy grahams that were on my counter, and then, because it contained a food item, i decided i would open the box and eat a handful of its contents.
boy, were they not at all tasty. […]