Jan 29 2004
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as my crazy uncle lester always used to say, “you don’t need a diploma to fondle a stranger.”
ok, i don’t actually have an uncle lester, but that’s not going to stop me from making up stories about him. wait, that wasn’t what i was going to say. what i was going to say is that i don’t have an uncle lester, but i do have the dr. phil random quote generator. it’s not funny at all at first, but i promise you that if you keep clicking in a rapid, sort of obsessive-compulsive manner, you will eventually start laughing, and then you will laugh until tears are running down your face and you can’t breathe and you think you might either pass out or throw up.
man, that’s fun.
