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Archive for February, 2004

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atlanta, georgia: a peachy place to be
so okay, i’m back from atlanta. the winner of the “worst airport i have ever had the misfortune of experiencing” award, which has been held by detroit metro for years and years and years is now going to the atlanta-hartsfield airport. i hate the atlanta airport more […]

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not exactly a farewell
i’m not going to be updating for awhile after this, but it’s not because i don’t love you. it’s my job, see, they’re making me go to atlanta to sit in conference sessions about budget cuts in the nonprofit sector and other such exciting topics.
this blog will resume its […]

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return from exile, along with other things of a rather pointless nature
hello, my pretties. it’s been a long time since i rock and rolled. yes, it’s been a long time, been a long time, been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
or something.
the reason for my absence is a long dumb story […]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (and other stories)

subtitle: yaaaaaaaaa
not a single one of the following things merits a post of its own, so it’s time for a good (relatively), old-fashioned numbered list. yaaaaaaaaaaa(y).
1. i’ve been working on curbing my blasphemy lately, but i do have an important question. okay, so i’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase “good lord.” what i want […]

my spammy valentine…

call me a sentimental romantic sap if you will, but i am really touched by the overwhelming outpouring of love that’s been flooding my inbox today. oh yeah. see, spammers never forget a holiday, and i’m really grateful for the little notes they’ve been sending to let me know they care.
while i realize that the […]

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update:
i got the job. first order of bid’ness — all-expenses-paid trip to atlanta for a training conference. mmm. georgia.
what will i be doing? well, i will be working with this program. that’s right. i’m a do-gooder, and i believe that children are the future.

how to ace a job interview: a guide in five parts

there are several articles and books out in the world meant to tell you how to successfully interview for a job. while much of their information is indeed helpful, i feel that they inundate us with more information than one person can possibly process and then use to his/her benefit. as a seasoned […]

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breaking news from jamelah’s lair of neurotic insanity
i have a job interview in about 45 minutes and my hair isn’t dry. i can’t decide what shirt to wear. my asthma is being a bastard and i can’t really breathe. AND I AM OUT OF DIET COKE.
gaaaaaaaaaaah!
full report later.

the quoteable jamelah

so, in case you didn’t know this already, i am brilliant. as such, i am prone to saying brilliant things all the time. it’s true, and i’ll tell you — such brilliance is not easy, but i do it for you… because when i think of you, i feel love. totally.
anyway, for a reason that […]

happy holidays…

being the self-proclaimed pop culture icon that i am, i feel that it is up to me to tell other people what is cool. it’s part of the job, along with saying “no autographs, please” and wearing sunglasses a lot.
anyway, as you should know, monday was groundhog day. this is, without a doubt, a very […]

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