Mar 10 2004
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just for the record, i did not die
i thought i should let you know, in case you were concerned and had been thinking about sending flowers and condolence cards to my family. i mean, it would be alright if you wanted to send flowers and cards, if you wanted to. just don’t send the death kind.
right. i don’t know what i’m talking about either.
so, on the off chance that you haven’t stopped reading my blog, i want to apologize for being both lame and boring. the problem is that i keep getting ideas of things to write about while i’m at work, but i can’t write them while i’m at work, because for some reason i actually have work to get done all the time. this is truly a novel concept to me and i still don’t know how i feel about it. but it’s okay, i guess. because for the first time in my life, i have a real job.
but i don’t want to be one of those boring people who talk about work all the time, because people like that are, um, boring, so i’m asking you, people who once did and may still read my blog –
i exist to make the minutae matter. what do you want me to write about?
