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Archive for August, 2004

me: an update

Work
It’s funny how with each job I have, I basically end up experiencing another field of work that I don’t want to do. So far, my professional life has consisted of me realizing that I hate being a reporter, I make a terribly disorganized yet charmingly exasperating secretary, and youth service would be great if […]

can you feel the spam tonight?

It’s like this: I love spam. Not really, but sort of. As much as I love anything else, I guess. Anyway, I like to talk sass to the spammers, but in a way that doesn’t require me to reply to them. Mmmhmmm. So here are my latest favorites. Enjoy, […]

things i realize over the course of a day

Life really is a series of little epiphanies. Today, for instance, I realized several different things, and I’m going to share those things with you now. Presented in the order I remember them:

Firecracker and I deserve large amounts of money and accolades for the blog about nothing.
Actually, the vast majority of […]

maybe i’m not actually mean…

So, on Saturday, I was avoiding going to my family reunion by sitting around in my pajamas, enjoying the fact that I didn’t have to be anywhere or do anything. It was nice, because it’s very rare that I get to do that, and even rarer still that I get to have uninterrupted stretches […]