Aug 05 2004
things i realize over the course of a day
Life really is a series of little epiphanies. Today, for instance, I realized several different things, and I’m going to share those things with you now. Presented in the order I remember them:
- Firecracker and I deserve large amounts of money and accolades for the blog about nothing.
- Actually, the vast majority of people are hopeless idiots.
- Hot & Spicy Chex Mix — zesty, yes… but with a slightly disturbing taste that I cannot quite place. Therefore, must eat more.
- Experiencing a fit of wheezy laughter while on a conference call — good times.
- Wow, I have my pajama pants on backwards and inside out. Smooth.
- Finding out that, if the cat pukes, there’s a large putty knife in the garage to scrape it up with is not really that great of a discovery.
- Having my hand go numb at random times during the day isn’t a sign of encroaching carpal tunnel; no, it’s just a way to make typing that much more interesting.
