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As I’m sure you know, we* at Jamelah World Headquarters work very diligently on our plan for Total World DominationTM. Because it is our calling, and we will not rest until every last person on the planet has easy access to cigarettes and margaritas. And until every last person on the planet refers […]

I’ll start with a story.
In the summer of 2000, I was looking forward to my 21st birthday and simultaneously anticipating and dreading a semester of study in Venice, Italy. I was also kind of excited about the fact that I was finally old enough to vote in a presidential election, although I was a […]

Well. As I said earlier today to my friend Angus, I choose to solve existential crises by changing my hair. So tonight I went and had a licensed professional (who also happens to be my aunt) cut off at least a foot of my hair. I think more than a foot. […]

I haven’t written whatever pops into my head in a long time, and I figure that the randomness of my brain is more interesting than my tumors, so here goes:
It’s weird, what causes me to think of some people. Why domestic tasks make me think of this guy I don’t even talk to anymore […]

So I haven’t updated this thing yet this month. Whoops. Let’s just say that I’ve been so caught up in the thrill of daily life that I’ve forgotten to write about it and leave it at that.
It’s better that way, I swear.
And since we’re leaving it (at that, no less), I have to […]