Oct 16 2004
okay okay okay
So I haven’t updated this thing yet this month. Whoops. Let’s just say that I’ve been so caught up in the thrill of daily life that I’ve forgotten to write about it and leave it at that.
It’s better that way, I swear.
And since we’re leaving it (at that, no less), I have to come up with something else to say. So, let’s see…
1. I hate talking about politics because I think it’s about as fun as poking myself in the eye with a sharpened pencil, which is something I’ve never actually done, though one time in fourth grade I tripped and accidentally hit this girl Heather in the eye with my pencil and she had to wear an eyepatch for awhile and she told the teacher I did it on purpose but she was totally lying, and I forgot what I was going to say. And let’s face it — that’s probably for the best.
2. Last night, my mother rented the movie Jersey Girls (Jersey Girl? Whatever.) and when she brought it home, she found an extra DVD in the case. What could that extra DVD be? I’ll tell you: porn. That’s what. Talk about bonus footage! Yeah.
3. So I have these tumors, right? Now, before you go thinking that’s a bad thing, realize that it’s a good thing because I get to leave work early every Tuesday to go to the doctor! Awesome! Tumors! No, but seriously, it’s not a big deal because they’re not cancerous or anything. They’re just, um, tumors. I realize that I don’t actually have anything to say about these tumors, I just felt like mentioning them because I think the whole thing is pretty funny. Which is proof enough that I’m just not right.
Three is a good number of items for a list, I think.
