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I’ve been meaning to write about this for a few weeks now, but I kept forgetting until I had this conversation last night. So anyway, here it is: my thoughts about Tampax Pearl.
I was always a Playtex girl, because environmentally conscious as I may endeavor to be, I just can’t deal with cardboard applicators. But […]

Okay, it’s no ass clap or anything, but here you go…
Things I actually say to Caryn:
jamelah (9:07:54 PM): and i really need to update my blog
firecracker (9:08:04 PM): yeah you keep saying that
jamelah (9:08:17 PM): but all i have to say is that today i said “chris cornell… yeah, when i was younger, i totally […]

You know when you wake up and the only thought running through your brain is this lyrical snippet: “He zaid that it waz from when the carz had zmazhed zoooo haaarrrrd. Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmm. Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm,” that remembering your dreams is probably highly overrated.

Tonight I went out for a belated birthday dinner with my friend Stacy, where we had fajitas, wore birthday hats, and scandalized my mom and our friend Sandee by saying things like “And then we took pictures of ourselves in sexual positions with the penis-shaped things sticking out of the cement, which is just another […]

Today is Martin Luther King Day, which for many people is a day off, but for me, it is a national day of service, so I was, um, working. We had a fundraiser in the form of a bowl-a-thon, which I kept referring to as “Bowling for Martin” because I’m stupid that way.
Lean Back. Lean […]

So, where I live, we have this giant sledding hill that is, well, giant in nature, and every year, the Chamber of Commerce hosts a sled race called The Cardboard Classic, wherein all sleds must be built entirely out of cardboard, glue and tape. I work with a group of middle and high school […]

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of spam with this subject line: We Are The Best Jamelah. Excuse me for my obvious bias, but I beg to differ.

Some good old-fashioned meme fun for you today, since I am busy newslettering and any energy I might have for anything resembling creativity is completely diverted in that direction. Anyway, the point of this meme is to list the first line from the first post of each month, but having reviewed the first lines, I’m […]

I don’t really think it’s any secret that I love Pringles. But in case it was a secret and I forgot I wasn’t supposed to tell you… oops. Guess what? I love Pringles, but don’t tell anybody.
Yeah. Okay, anyway. So today, there was a present waiting for me on the counter when I got home […]

(That rhymed. Because I’m totally sweet.)
I’ve been thinking about new year’s resolutions a little bit lately, since I’m five days into the new year and I haven’t made any. I’m not really that big on resolution-making, honestly, because past history has shown me that it’s basically an exercise in setting myself up to […]