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Archive for May, 2005

a couple of things before heading out

Every year, without fail, I get sick of having a website. In truth, I’m sure everyone who has a wesbite gets sick of having a website from time to time, because it’s probably a side-effect of maintaining a long-running project. But as always, instead of just disappearing without a trace, I’m going to […]

7:30

Once upon a time, when I worked for the city recreation department, my boss had these meetings that started at 7:30 a.m. which I was required to attend because I had to take minutes. I always thought everyone was insane, because really, who schedules things for 7:30 a.m.? Now, I am awake every […]

i didn’t have anything to write about, so i made a bracelet:

This is turquoise, black onyx and sterling silver. Some Bali silver too, if you want to get technical.
And that is all.

my grandmother and the quilt

This is what I was going to write about yesterday, before I got sidetracked by the mail from Mrs. Cletus’s personal injury lawyer. I’ve decided to be over the impending lawsuit and everything that may entail because a) I haven’t even discussed it with the insurance company yet, b) as my mother says (or […]

there’s rock bottom, then there’s fifty feet of crap, and then there’s me

This afternoon, I got home from running some errands, and discovered that I had a letter from the lawyer of Mrs. Cletus advising me to turn said letter over to my insurance carrier. Considering what completely useless bastards the people handling my insurance claim so far have been, I feel as though I’m probably, […]

while i’m mulling over my actual post for today, here’s this, which isn’t particularly interesting

Friday random ten, because, well, whatever:
1. Take the Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven
2. She’s Hearing Voices - Bloc Party
3. Reflections After Jane - The Clientele
4. Us - Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks
5. Rio - Duran Duran (shut up, it’s awesome)
6. Rose Parade - Elliott Smith
7. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
8. Sugar - Tori […]

things of no consequence which don’t merit posts of their own but still deserve mention, i guess

1. I can’t remember why I decided to write this bit, but whatever. I like to call people names.
Incident #1 – I was in Chicago in a car full of giggling teenage girls of which I was just one of several. We were stopped at a traffic light next to a […]

ah, the joys of being ambiguously brown*

There’s this lady who goes to my church who I like a lot, but who happens to be a little quirky. She never fails to crack me up for one reason or another. Today’s reason was the following conversation:
Me: (Standing idly near the back of the sanctuary.) Hi.
Her: Hi. Do you speak Spanish?
Me: […]

you know what i just realized?

Probably not, so I’ll tell you. I just realized that this is the first Saturday I’ve had in a really long time without some obligation hanging over my head. You know what this means? It means that I’m probably going to lay around and watch DVDs all day while thinking about how […]

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When I was a kid, I thought it would be cool to be an adult because adults got to write checks. Writing checks seemed awesome, because it wasn’t like spending actual money, rather, it was just writing down some numbers and having people trust you. Now that I am an adult, writing checks […]

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