Jul 30 2005
things not to do at a family reunion if you don’t want relatives to say, “you’re a natural, girl! when are you going to have some of your own?”
Exhibit A:
I can’t help it that babies love me. It’s just that I’m so understanding of the fact that everybody drools sometimes.
[…] Anyway, as you may be able to tell, I just have a lot on my mind. A lot to figure out. I don’t even know who I am anymore, except, of course, a mother of two. At least at this year’s family reunion, I’ll have something to say when people ask me when I’m going to have my own babies. Yes. At least there’s that. […]
[…] Of course, I realize that I don’t have anything to add to the world of kissing how-tos, other than don’t drool because that’s disgusting. In fact, I think that’s pretty good advice for things that aren’t kissing, too. Yeah. Don’t drool. Unless you’re a baby. Because then it’s okay. Other real-world, expert-tested advice would include the following: […]