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Archive for August, 2005

dear victoria’s secret, thank you for everything. love, jamelah

Despite the fact that my hair has been doing this really awesome Rita Hayworth-type thing since I got up this morning, today was not turning out well. I said to Caryn at least twice that I was either going to have to go into hiding to get all the icky people away from me or […]

dear victoria’s secret, thank you for everything. love, jamelah

Despite the fact that my hair has been doing this really awesome Rita Hayworth-type thing since I got up this morning, today was not turning out well. I said to Caryn at least twice that I was either going to have to go into hiding to get all the icky people away from me […]

of newsletters and oven gerbils

Today is newsletter day. What is newsletter day? It’s a long, torturous process involving various Adobe products and Sharpie pens hurled across the room in frustration, that’s what. Compounding the fun is the fact that my oven, for some reason, has been possessed by the spirits of hundreds of angry, yelling gerbils. […]

of newsletters and oven gerbils

Today is newsletter day. What is newsletter day? It’s a long, torturous process involving various Adobe products and Sharpie pens hurled across the room in frustration, that’s what. Compounding the fun is the fact that my oven, for some reason, has been possessed by the spirits of hundreds of angry, yelling gerbils. […]

i’m sure there will be more later, but you never can tell

This morning, I spent some quality time staring at this, wondering what the hell I was up to. I just don’t know, and I don’t even have any good working theories.
Brains!!!

i’m sure there will be more later, but you never can tell

This morning, I spent some quality time staring at this, wondering what the hell I was up to. I just don’t know, and I don’t even have any good working theories.
Brains!!!

monday, monday

Tonight, I was going to regale you with an essay about underwire bras (if one can actually regale with an essay; I figure underwires are a great topic to try it with), but I’m really tired and slightly grumpy today, so it just wasn’t working. Eventually it will work, however, so, beware. In […]

monday, monday

Tonight, I was going to regale you with an essay about underwire bras (if one can actually regale with an essay; I figure underwires are a great topic to try it with), but I’m really tired and slightly grumpy today, so it just wasn’t working. Eventually it will work, however, so, beware. In […]

what dreams may come when you’ve shuffled off to bed

This morning, the song-in-my-head selection of the day is “Let It Ride” by Ryan Adams, I have a sore spot on my finger where I accidentally stabbed myself with a pointy bit of sterling wire (jewelry making is dangerous work, kids), and I’m thinking about dreams. Not any one dream in particular, because I don’t […]

in which jamelah answers reader mail, sort of

Okay. So after a long and entirely thrilling day of house cleaning and organizing things and being blatantly taken advantage of by someone who is now on The List*, I sat down to do a little e-mail checking and blog updating and whatnot. It was then that I came across a comment on […]

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