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Voting is now closed. Since it ended with two votes for each topic, I decided that I would combine them all into one ultra-mega-super post, because if anybody can do it, it’s me, thankyouverymuch. You have spoken, and I have kind of paid attention, so, without further ado, let us go forth and conquer.
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I decided yesterday that what I really needed to do in order to (figuratively) slap myself across the face and get myself going again was to add another project to my impossibly long lineup of projects I’m sort of working on a little bit. I’m not sure how it’s going to go, because I’m […]

It’s definitely not that I have anything to say. Today was pretty much entirely nondescript. I think I ate a handful of potato chips for breakfast. Yes. Yes, I did. I ate a handful of potato chips for breakfast. I also didn’t really get anything done today and everything […]

1. For those of you who watch Lost — what the HELL? I know, I know. That’s what they want me to think. I’m such a pawn.
2. If I haven’t done so already, I’ll just come out and admit that I totally love watching America’s Next Top Model, not because it’s a good show, or […]

The other day, I got spammed by Hot Tubs. Really. And this e-mail had the best subject line in the entire history of subject lines. Are you ready? It said, “Don’t just do something. Sit there.” I felt vindicated, because as you may know, I am a big fan of […]

Note from Ms. Lunchmeat: After I write this, I’m not going to mention it again, because I know and you know that I have better things to write about. Like that treatise on the underwire bra that I’ve been thinking about finishing for the past several weeks, and I will finish it, just as soon […]

I just lost the post I wrote this morning (damn technology), so unfortunately, you don’t get the treat of reading all about bastards and how I truly am a diabolical genius. I can face the fact that this is probably for the best, but I’m still irritated, because it was really funny. Funny […]

A few years ago, I worked for a guy who had a way with words. When something particularly suspicious was going on, he’d say, “I think ___________ is getting played like Willy Lunchmeat.” This was always rather hilarious, but it really was the perfect way of summarizing these situations. It means exactly […]

Today is my mother’s somethingsomethingth birthday. In case you don’t know this, my mother is totally awesome. It’s true. When I was growing up, all of my friends wanted my mom to be their mom. Anyway, it’s cool because we’ve reached a point in the mother/daughter relationship where we’re really good […]

It’s been another banner day in the Land of Jamelah. This needs to stop, or I’m going to start thinking I’m lucky. And we all know better than that.
Tonight, my family and I met back at the grocery store to look at the pictures from our foray into family portraiture. There wasn’t […]