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In response to my request for requests, I received some, uh, requests.  So, because I asked and you answered, I will now answer your answers.  Or — yeah.  Okay.  Here goes:
piph writes, “i say quote some more dr. phill… i need a new boy. an upgrade if you will.”  Now, as I established before, I […]

Here’s the thing.  I have no idea what to write about.  None.  I got nothin’.  Et cetera.  I think about it, and know that somewhere in the recesses of my brain, there has to be an idea worth writing about, but I have a theory that wherever that idea is, it’s curled up comfortably, taking […]

Other Thing #1:
Yesterday, I had an appointment with my therapist, and I mentioned that I had been sick all week.  And when I started talking about what is going on with my job, my right eye started twitching.  As much as I wish I were, I am totally not kidding. (Maybe I’m wrong, but isn’t getting a […]

1.  Having the stomach flu.
2.  Going to work on day 2 of the stomach flu because you have to get stuff done, even though you’d rather curl up and beg God to just kill you now.
3.  Jell-o.
4.  Not being allowed to punch people, even if they are stupid bitchfaces.
5.  Stupid bitchfaces.
6.  Seriously, that whole stomach […]

 
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Originally uploaded by jamelah.
Usually, winter is a creative dry spell for me. This winter is proving to be no different, really, but in an attempt to make myself do something more than think about how I should be doing something more, I thought I would use Saturday (a day when I typically don’t post anything) […]

Here it is.  A numbered list. 
1.  Yesterday, I said, “Because I left my shame in my other pants,” which sounded more wrong than I thought it would, but fortunately, I was only talking to myself.  It’s kind of catchy though, and you have my permission to quote me.
2.  Last night, I had a dream that […]

I hate Dr. Phil.
Other than the fact that the Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator (which gets irrationally funny after five minutes of relentless clicking) wouldn’t exist without him, I really don’t see what the point of his celebrity is.  This is not to say that I don’t understand it, because I do.  It’s just that I […]

  
utata nocturnal photographer
Originally uploaded by jamelah.
A few months ago, I wrote a post to pimp a Utata weekend project called Verbiage. (Which I cleverly just pimped again. Aren’t I smooth?) And because I see it as my patriotic duty to pimp Utata projects, apparently (if I don’t, then the terrorists have won), here’s the latest: […]

I’m sorry for not updating this week, but these days, I’ve been really stressed out because of my job, which, over the course of the past three weeks has gone from being a really good place to work to being something straight out of Satan’s personal playbook of sucktacular sucktasticness, and I’ve mostly been busy […]

You know how it is with the internet.  One minute, you’re reading a news article about world affairs, then you’re clicking a link, then another link, then another one, and before you know it, you’re reading that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are planning to name their second child Capone.  These things happen.  And when […]