Jan 25 2006
things that are not awesome
1. Having the stomach flu.
2. Going to work on day 2 of the stomach flu because you have to get stuff done, even though you’d rather curl up and beg God to just kill you now.
3. Jell-o.
4. Not being allowed to punch people, even if they are stupid bitchfaces.
5. Stupid bitchfaces.
6. Seriously, that whole stomach flu thing? Not awesome.
7. Really, anything that involves anything other than taking a nap.
8. I was going to try to make it to 10 things, but my body is committing mutiny and I’m tired so I’m going to take a nap, because naps are awesome.
Sorry to hear you’re sick with the flu. But what can you do when you’re sick with the flu?
I know…F U.
Oh dear, you too… I can truly sympathize. I went back today - on the 3rd day - and felt distinctly woosy half way through the day. Plus I was made to feel guilty for all the things that I’d left pending. Still, I take some comfort from the fact that I lost 3 kgs in two days. Er that would be about 6 lbs, I guess. Take care of yourself, though. I’ve heard of people who suffered for a week… not awesome at all.
PS Do the bitchfaces have anything to do with the deleted gestures from last week ?
get well soon
“Not being allowed to punch people, even if they are stupid bitchfaces.”
Have at it. What’s the worse that could happen? You’d be out in 6 months for good behavior.
Feel better.
Hope you’re feeling better soon. It really is too bad you can’t punch stupid bitchfaces; I’m sure that would make you feel at least a little bit better.
Hope ye’re better soon lass
dude. stop being sick.
‘member the first time you had SARS? good times…
love & cookies,
piph
I really take offense at #5!!!
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
And yeah, stop with the flu… you’re making me feel paranoid.
“bitchfaces” heh heh….that’s fabulous.