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So, tonight I had to go to battle with my iPod, and I’m still not done fighting with it, actually. In the midst of the battle, I forgot to save the post I was working on, and then I restarted my computer and so…. whoops. Anyway, I don’t feel like reconstructing the post […]

Not that there’s anything wrong with where I work, because there isn’t, really, but I’ve been thinking a lot lately about doing something else. My job is fine and I like the people I work with, which is a blessing, because there’s really nothing that’s worse than hating everyone in your office, but I […]

So, Angelina Jolie has given birth to Brad Pitt’s love child, and the genetic powerhouse of a baby girl has been named Shiloh. It’s no ShiTerriona or anything (and no, I’m never going to get tired of thinking up reasons to link to that post), but I guess it means that Jolie and Pitt […]

It’s just that I’m trying to think of something to write about.  Honest.

So, I was just checking the ol’ e-mail, and noticed a message with the subject line that now makes up the title of this post. My first reaction was to laugh (right out loud, no less), because I am both twisted and not a fan of cats, and then I thought of the famous […]

If, for reasons I cannot possibly begin to imagine, you ever have me design a website for you, please please please don’t ask for a horizontal dropdown menu.  And if you do, please don’t mind me when I begin quietly weeping.  Cascading style sheet sons of bitches.
That is all.  Good day to you.  I said […]

utata goes to the movies

Originally uploaded by jamelah.

Because pimping Utata projects has become a favorite blog pastime of mine [see here], I thought I would mention that the latest project, Utata Goes to the Movies is up and running, and it is a stunner. […]

Last night, I was checking my e-mail and received the following:
Dear Parent of Nate:
Congratulations! Your child has registered to be a
KidsCom.com Club Kid at KidsCom.com.
CLUB BENEFITS
As a registered KidsCom.com Club Kid, Nate can:
* Earn KidsKash Points for cool loot!
* Earn Virtual Points for fun stuff!
* Play with the Idea Seeker’s Plant Babies!
Other than the fact […]

Ah, the pick up line. Where would we be without it? Unborn because our parents never met? Probably, because we all know how totally effective the pick up line is, and without them, no couple would ever be able to meet and discover how right for each other they are. Right?
Um. Right.
Here’s what I want […]

What does that title have to do with anything? Nothing. Nothing at all. It just happens to be what I was listening to a second ago, and furthermore, I suppose that “I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body” might be a mediocre pick up line. As you know, I have […]