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Archive for June, 2006

my glorious career in journalism

Back when I was a student at the fair institution known as Albion College writing papers with pretentious titles like “American Societal Constructs as Fuel for Resistance: ‘The Heroic Slave’ and Blues for Mister Charlie“, I was also busy with The Pleiad, the college newspaper and gigantic vacuum of free time. I studied journalism […]

reasons why i hate gwen stefani

1.  If I was* a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, then I’d sing annoyingly repetitive songs that would make people want to diiii-yi-yiii-yiii-iiiie.
 
*I think you mean were, princess.

and then i giggled uncontrollably for five minutes

It’s good, being able to entertain yourself so easily.
I work with this guy whose theory is that in any given situation, someone can say “This is just like that episode of Seinfeld” and it will be true, though it’s almost always an episode that you haven’t seen. Well, today, I had seen the […]

product review: margarita scrub

 Do I need a margarita?  Yes.  In fact, I could use a whole pitcher of them.  All day, every day, and keep ‘em comin’, sport.  I’m not getting any younger.
Whoops.  What was I talking about?  I don’t know.  But anyway, a couple of Saturdays ago (the one before Father’s Day — was that a couple […]

three things

Glow-In-The-Dark
So, on Saturday, I was at a restaurant having lunch and idly watching the Italy/US World Cup game that was on a television screen that was visible from my table (though it was more like me glancing at the TV now and again and saying, “Man, Italians are hot. Aren’t they?” because I’m deep […]

snickers vs. baby ruth

You may not be aware of this, but studying and understanding snack food is a favorite pastime of mine. In fact, it goes beyond being a mere pastime, it’s a passion. In fact (part 2), if there were an academic discipline called snackology, I would have a frickin’ Ph.D. So, today I […]

i’m working on something

But Wordpress is being mean to me so new posts may never show up here again.  Cheers.
(This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.  This is only a test.)

um. right.

gene simmons var. 1

Originally uploaded by jamelah.

So. I got a haircut. What’s new with you?

heart attacks: yum!

The other day — yesterday, perhaps — I was browsing the news when I came across this article: US group sues KFC to stop use of unhealthy fat. That’s right. Newsflash: chicken that is breaded (with eleven original herbs and spices, natch) and deep-fat-fried is not a health food. Go figure. […]

before i write an actual post i thought i’d get this out of the way

I’m going to post something. Really, I swear. I even started writing a post tonight. I just knew that I wasn’t going to have time to finish it before passing out on my keyboard from exhaustion, so I figured I might as well wait and take my time on it tomorrow so […]

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