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Jun 26 2006

product review: margarita scrub

 Do I need a margarita?  Yes.  In fact, I could use a whole pitcher of them.  All day, every day, and keep ‘em comin’, sport.  I’m not getting any younger.

Whoops.  What was I talking about?  I don’t know.  But anyway, a couple of Saturdays ago (the one before Father’s Day — was that a couple of Saturdays?  I don’t know, I lose track of time) I was in Bath & Body Works and there was a sale!  And I’d just gotten paid!  What a dangerous combination!  Anyway, I bought this stuff because I am all about exfoliation.  I finally got around to trying it on Saturday (that would be one week after the initial purchase) and can I just say something?  Okay.  It’s like this:

A sugar scrub!  That moisturizes!  And makes me smell like a tequila-based beverage!  BRING! IT! ON!

I used it again tonight because I think I’m addicted and now I can’t stop smelling my arm (my elbow pit, if you want to get technical) and holy Jose Cuervo, people! I am intoxicating.

That is all.

If you were expecting an intelligent, worthwhile post, then, um, sorry.

7 Responses to “product review: margarita scrub”

1. # Carynon 26 Jun 2006 at 10:51 pm

   heheheh … mmm Margaritas! I’m having one in your honor. Here’s to your shower!

2. # srahon 27 Jun 2006 at 9:44 am

   That is enough of a review for me. I’m sold!

3. # Daleon 27 Jun 2006 at 11:26 am

   You know, this made me think of those Axe ads, where the guys get mobbed by lusty females…

   But I’m sure that wasn’t on your mind…

4. # Linuson 27 Jun 2006 at 1:57 pm

   All the rest and you smell like Margaritas. I believe that makes you perilously close to being the perfect woman.

5. # jamelahon 27 Jun 2006 at 4:38 pm

   Caryn — Hurrah for margaritas! I really wish there was a way to get a margarita straight out of my computer, which reminds me… isn’t it 2006? Why the hell can’t I get a margarita straight out of my computer?

   srah — Woohoo!

   Dale — Heheheh… not so much, no. Good thing this stuff isn’t beer-scented.

   Linus — Heh. Well, I think we all know that the perfect woman smells like Daiquiris. Speaking of, did you know that I went to high school with a girl named Daiquiri? Because I totally did. Go to high school with a girl named Daiquiri, that is.

6. # jamelah.net » woohoo!on 30 Jul 2006 at 1:31 am

   […] I just took a shower!  I used this!  So now I smell like margaritas!  I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! […]

7. # Estheron 30 Jul 2006 at 1:37 am

   Alright, that’s it, I’m running out to buy this stuff!

   Ok, I’ll run out tomorrow, since the mall’s closed, and I’m sure they frown on breaking and entering.

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