Jul 30 2006
might as well keep with it now
Blogathon Status Report #21 (I think my numbering is off.)
Hair: Dry!
Hats Worn: 4 (Though there’s no photographic evidence of the 4th one because it looks stupid.)
Ounces of Caffeine Consumed: I think I’ve lost track. Way too many.
Listening: “ABC”, Jackson 5. Wheeeee!
Self-Portraits Taken: 6 9 13 15 18
Self-Portraits Posted: 2 3 4 5 6
Number of Times I Have Spontaneously Broken Into Song and Dance: 5 6 7 12 13 14 17 21 24 25 27 28 31 34 36 37 39 45 46.5 (yeah, I changed my mind.) 48
Times I’ve Laughed Until I Snorted: 2 4 7 9 12 13 14 15 18 21 23 25
Snacks Consumed: 3
Lunches Consumed: 1 (Well, if chips & salsa, a handful of peanuts and a pudding cup counts as lunch. I say it does!)
Dinners Consumed: 1 (a little early, but you know, when a plate of leftovers arrives from the family reunion, then, well, it’s eatin’ time!)
Pieces of Pie Eaten: 1
Number of Times I Said “OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD” In Re: Pie: 4
Minutes Spent Just Sitting Here: 422, give or take
Bouts of Butt-Numbness: TWENTY MILLION SEVENTY MILLION ONE HUNDRED MILLION A MILLION BILLION A BAZILLION OH WHO KNOWS?
Stomach Crunches Done: 30 60 90 120 150 180 210
Number of Times My Dog Has Body-Slammed Me: 3 4 5
Number of Times My Dog Has Escaped The Yard: 1
Number of Times I Referred to My Dog as a “Sneaky Little Ho”: 5
Number of Minutes Spent Doing Pilates in an Effort to Make My Back Stop Hating Me for Sitting in this Chair All Day: 10 20 25
Showers That Saved the Day Taken: 1
Times I’ve Wondered if I Actually Am Braindead: At least 63


