Nov 28 2006
#28(a): sneezegasm
They* say that sneezes are like orgasms, but you know? I’m pretty sure that if I had just had three orgasms in a row, I’d probably feel a lot better than I do right now.
Lies, I tell you. Damn lies.
*You know, them.
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Oh, so that’s it. And all these years I thought they were saying that sneezes were like origami. Honestly, I just couldn’t figure it out.
Origami is confusing.
all this time i’ve been sneezing origami. no accompanying orgasm, though.
Back in ancient Egypt, they made oragami out of stone tablets. It was real hard to bend. Sometimes a person would be murdered by a blunt oragami swan.
Regarding the sneeze issue: No one ever compared a drug experience to one long, six hour sneeze.
I’m just saying.