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Archive for January, 2007

i want to make david hasselhoff cry

Well, why are you auditioning for American Idol?
Honestly, I think that might be my answer to every question anyone asks me ever again.  Or at least for the next day.
In other news, I am a very bad chess player.

fantasy vacation sweepstakes

(Minus the “sweepstakes” bit.)
This morning kicked my ass. It didn’t even pretend that it was doing anything other than kicking my ass, either, and by the time I got to work, I was ready to go back to bed. The day didn’t get much better, either, I guess because it was one of […]

getting things done

Back when I was in AmeriCorps, that was my motto. Well, not my personal motto, but it’s the AmeriCorps motto. AmeriCorps: Getting Things Done. You know, I actually had to raise my right hand and pledge to get things done for America. It was rather somber, and then afterwards, I went […]

this is going to bother me all day

Is “spelunking” a good word?  Or is it a somewhat gross word?  To say, that is, because I know what it means.  I just can’t stop thinking about it and I seem to be unable to reach a verdict.  Opinions, anyone?
(Oh, and also, this is completely unrelated, but to you Valentine’s Day Swappers in the […]

john mayer’s wife

Lately, I’ve discovered a strange trend in my site stats, which is that a post I wrote about John Mayer and kissing is getting several hits every day. Also, the phrases “is john mayer married” “JOHN MAYER’s wife” and “who is john mayers wife” seem to be bringing people to my humble internet abode […]

since i’m (mostly) incapable of writing non-list posts anymore

1. Okay, so you know about clicking around the internet when you should be doing other things? Not that I do that, because when I should be doing other things, I most certainly am doing other things, but anyway, let me not digress before I even make a sliver of a point. […]

so long, dad

Today, my father left. This is not a rare occurrence or one that even usually warrants a comment, but it does now because this one has a different feel and so I’m telling you that he left. Today. He went back to Yemen and said he’ll be back in six months, but […]

two things

1. You still have until whenever I happen to wake up tomorrow morning to sign up for The Swap. It’ll probably be early because I’m a freak of nature who can’t sleep in no matter how tired I am, which means I’ll be up at around 7:30 even though right now I’m fantasizing […]

speaking of valentine’s day swaps…

…which I was at some point, and will be until January 19, which is the sign-up deadline for this particular swap, by the way, so you might as well just get comfortable with that fact right now, I thought I would tell you a little story from my youth because that’s always fun and exciting, […]

five things i love

I was going to write this on Friday, but I got distracted by other things. For instance, I watched The Black Dahlia, which turned out to be a very bad decision on my part. Ouch. And then I was going to post it yesterday, but there was this whole issue with a power outage. […]

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