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Exhibit A:
“I love asspipes.”
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Because of the comment I wrote here, I have been thinking about hotness all day. And hotness is a perfectly good thing to think about, no? Exactly. I decided that what I needed to do to figure out the issue of whether or not there is such a thing as empirical hotness […]

I haven’t even seen the majority of the films up for awards during this Oscar season. This is thanks in part to the fact that The Crappiest Video Store In The World is in my town (what a distinction!) and also because I got mad at Netflix and canceled my account, though of course […]

I don’t think I can possibly top the post I wrote yesterday so I’m not even going to try, which means that you get a list of the miscellaneous blog-fodder remnants lingering in my brain to lead you into the weekend. Enjoy.
1. Earlier this week I was at work, microwaving some Lean […]

Today, while sifting through my Bloglines feeds, I came across this post on Mighty Goods which, to put it gently, disturbed the crap out of me. Not literally. But, well.
Anyway.
Internet, we’re talking about pube dye. PUBE DYE. Of course I have to write about it, because I am one to write […]

So, I didn’t fall asleep until sometime after 4 a.m. which means that when my alarm went off this morning I was ultra cranky and tired. And I knew that today was going to be an awesome festival of me being stupid because even though I can function on less than three hours of […]

I’ve always been fascinated by the things people search for that lead them to my humble internet abode, but since I started tracking them using FeedBurner site stats, I’ve been getting more comprehensive (and therefore more interesting) data. I figure I’ll just put all of them in a single post so that the searchers […]

Have I even posted a list yet this week? No. Oh, the restraint I’ve shown.
1. I have dry skin anyway, but this winter seems to be particularly brutal. Short of filling a bathtub full of lotion and marinating in it for an hour or so (which would take a lot of […]

No, seriously.
What are you doing?
As should be apparent by now, I did not write another post yesterday. I was going to, but I got sidetracked by some other stuff and then Lost came on, so it was really a very full day. I almost fell asleep at work. That’s how good it […]

I sort of forgot that Valentine’s Day was happening this week. I mean, I knew it was happening this week, but I guess I believed that this week was actually supposed to be next week, or something. I don’t know. My point is that hey, remember my story challenge? I didn’t either.  […]