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Here at Jamelah World Headquarters, I am in Day 13 of The Illness From Hell. Actually, I think it’s been more than 13 days, but whatever, let’s just go with it. A couple of weeks ago, my throat felt a little scratchy, and I was like “Oh, sonofabitch.” And then I was […]

I’ve never subscribed to Cosmopolitan, but I like to buy issues once in awhile, because I always learn something. Usually it’s something I totally don’t want or need to know, but I learn something all the same. The last time I went out with Stacy, we stopped in a grocery store for some […]

1.  I am still sick, but now with the added bonus of a sore throat.  This put the illness count up to 9 days.  Awesome.
2.  I was going to introduce a new feature today, but my throat hurts so instead I’m just going to be mad about that.  Maybe this new feature will happen tomorrow.  […]

Since some dude decided it was a really great idea to stand out in the street and yell such charming and non-redundant things as “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK! YOU!” starting at about 6:45 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, and he happened to be right outside of my bedroom window (I’ve decided not to take […]

I’m kind of too busy for the blog this week, because I have all this stuff I have to get done (and also I am an idiot who said “Oh sure, I’ll take pictures at your poorly-lit event!” so I have to do that on Thursday and I am so not looking forward to it), […]

Hi, kids. Sorry about not updating for awhile, but last week was really busy. I got sick over the weekend, and I’m still sick today, so I’m home. And since I’m home, I thought I’d better spend some quality time with you, you know, before I settle in on the couch to […]

I bought the sweater I’m wearing today during the winter.  It’s a little on the thin side, so I always wore a shirt underneath it because it’s been so damn cold.  But today it’s warm, so I decided I could get away with just wearing the sweater.  (Not just the sweater.  I am also wearing […]

I used to be a Days of Our Lives junkie, but it was a very long time ago, back when Lisa Rinna was Billie and Bo was played by that one guy whose name I’m forgetting who was then replaced by the guy who played Bo before the other guy came back to play Bo […]

I keep meaning not to post on Saturdays, but I just can’t let these two things go without mention. These two things are:
1. A little while ago, I didn’t have anything better to do, so I thought I’d pop over and give my site stats a gander. I was amazed to see […]

1.  Moments ago, a little boy who lives across the street from me walked out onto his front porch and yelled the following at the top of his lungs:  “I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE.  YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.”  And then he went inside.  Truly, this is a child after my own […]