Mar 26 2007
three things
1. I am still sick, but now with the added bonus of a sore throat. This put the illness count up to 9 days. Awesome.
2. I was going to introduce a new feature today, but my throat hurts so instead I’m just going to be mad about that. Maybe this new feature will happen tomorrow. Or Wednesday. Probably not as late as Thursday, but could be. I like to keep you guessing. This new feature of course will be “Things I Learned From This Month’s Cosmo” and let me tell you: that magazine is educational! Stay tuned.
3. Because I feel it is my civic duty to keep you informed about such things…
It’s here! It’s here! Boyfriend season is HERE! Oh my God! Squeeeeee!
Yeah. I need to lie down.
Things I Learned From This Month’s Cosmo
I can see the sweaty hot world of women’s print media will never be the same. You know my friend Jess writes the Bedroom Blog for Cosmo, right?
Boyfriend season? ALREADY?
Well, shoot, then it’s time to break out the cammo, tranquilizers and small vial of girlfriend urine.
Gas up the truck, Cletis!
Be sure to get your hunting permit
I’m not ready for boyfriend season! I’ve got so much to do to get ready!
Oh my damn. GIRLFRIEND URINE. So fucking hilarious, that.
i’m really glad that someone is keeping me abreast (so to speak) of these seasons. otherwise, i would have had no idea that i’m supposed to be huntin’ boyfriend meat. i suppose i’d best get crackin’!
and yes, girlfriend urine was a stroke of genius… hoo-ah!
Oh my God, Lesley, that made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe. And I’m already having enough trouble breathing as it is (damn sinuses). Girlfriend urine. Truly inspired.
So who wants to go hunting this weekend?
omg, does this mean I have to start shaving my legs again?