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So, guess what, Internet? Today is the fifth anniversary of the day I started my blog! (And there was much rejoicing. Yaaay.) I never do a good job of writing anything on my blog’s birthday, because I’m never really sure what to write, or I forget that it is, in fact, […]

You know how it is… You spend all week waiting for the weekend (because everybody’s working for the weekend!) and then the weekend is over before you get to do anything very weekend-ish. Yesterday I spent the day working, as My Place of Employment was heading up a community beautification effort, so I was […]

I was going to write an introduction for this month’s feature on the wonderfully educational magazine we call Cosmopolitan, but after this little IM exchange with Caryn, I realize I don’t have to. So:
Jamelah: like the only thing i really learned is how to fake an orgasm
Caryn: like you didn’t know already
Jamelah: hahahah
Jamelah: well
Jamelah: […]

Chicken butt.
Hi. I’m 10.
I have a real post planned, but I am not going to get to it today because I have a million other things to do. But I thought that because I’m such a swell gal, I’d give you a topic for discussing, because you might as well discuss something, seeing […]

So, I haven’t posted in awhile… I thought I’d catch you up with a handy list. Yay!
1. On Friday, I was driving home from an appointment in another town, and on my way, I drove past a Dairy Queen. I noticed, as I approached, that a young man, dressed in khakis, a […]

Good news first: I don’t think I mentioned this here yet, but last month I applied for a summer language program at the University of Michigan and I found out yesterday that I got in, so yay me! So now I have to find a place to live in Ann Arbor. And if […]

I’m really tired today because I was up late last night thinking. And as usual, the thoughts that kept me up late were completely unimportant. I figure I could probably solve important issues like world peace if I’d put as much mental effort into things like that as I do with the crap […]

I don’t really have anything to write about today other than this stupid thing I did last night, but it’s not that good of a story, so I decided that what I needed to do to spice it up was make drawings of it. It’s weird because I took art classes in college and […]

Before I get down to business, I just want to note that it has been snowing all day, and not in just an “Oh, ha! Look! A few flurries are fluttering from the sky!” No, it’s been like the Magic Blizzard Bus just rolled into town and there are several (maybe 3) inches of […]

So, I have some important reading to get done about Jonathan Swift today (I keep telling you that I know how to party), which means that I’m kinda busy and therefore unable to write several brilliant paragraphs about a single subject today. However, I am not neglecting you, so, as I said in the […]