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Archive for May, 2007

i…. have a…. plan.*

Um, okay. So, this unemployment thing is pretty swell. I didn’t even get out of bed this morning until after I would’ve been at work on a typical day back when I had a job and all. That was pretty nice. I don’t want to get lazy, though, since next week […]

when panic attacks!

There’s a part of me that knows it’s stupid. Freaking out. I tell myself it’s stupid every time I feel one coming on. It’s stupid. Don’t be stupid. Everything is fine, see? You’re fine. But there’s no amount of logic or straight talk that seems capable of warding […]

things i learned from this month’s cosmo

So, I picked up the latest issue of Cosmo Sunday at the store. Do you know how embarrassing it is to buy Cosmo? Because it’s kind of embarrassing. You know, because there’s Ashlee Simpson and her plastic-surgery-o-matic face on the cover, and it says, “75 SEX TRICKS. Warning: They’re So Hot, This […]

7 wonders of my world

Thank goodness for Little White Liar and her composition challenges, of which I have only done one (see here, like, if you want to), but I always mean to do them, and when I read the latest one, I was all “Squeee!” so there. When I was in 5th grade, I was in OM […]

on myspace ads, part the second

I don’t know if MySpace ads are really as wonderfully entertaining as I think they are, but whatever, they’re hilarious. I will not admit how many times I hit F5 today to get this latest batch for today’s post, but I will say that it was somewhere in between a lot and a whole […]

miss you, muffin

This morning, I got up and checked my email, which is my usual custom. Since reading words on a screen doesn’t require talking to anyone, I can handle it pretty well. I noticed that I had a new blog comment. I read it, and before I knew it, I had tears running down […]

memeification

I’ve been tagged by Tiff! The rules:
1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t […]

why i love caryn

To anyone who has read my blog for at least a week, it’s probably no surprise that Caryn is one of my all-time favorite people, but if you’re new around here then hey, Caryn is one of my favorite people. I decided I would write about this today because, well, I can. Actually, […]

from the archives

I was going to write a post today about how reading Judy Blume books ruined the day I became a woman, but I guess I’ll have to do that some other time because I ended up having this really long phone conversation tonight about… whatever, I don’t know. My evil twin? Partially. […]

ketchup

I’ve been busy! I like being busy, but it does cut down on the time I have to write stuff here. I’ve had some passing ideas that I haven’t been able to turn into posts (either because of lack of time or because seriously they do not merit an entire post on their […]