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Just a friendly little note to let you know that my latest post is now up on Burt Reynolds’ Mustache. It’s about underwear.
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Archive for July, 2007
let me tell you about my day…
So, today I had a midterm (which sucked violently and painfully, by the way), and last night I met up with a friend from class for some study time. We got to this cafe at about 9:30, and because I am brilliant, I decided to get A LOT OF COFFEE. I was wired […]
um, you know…
Before I commence with the proceedings, let me just say that this week, I am in charge of LitKicks, I have an Arabic midterm, and I have to think up something funny to write for Burt Reynolds’ Mustache, and just for fun (also, because I know how you like to stay informed of the workings […]
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Last month, I was so overwhelmed with Arabic Camp that I forgot to learn things from Cosmo! But this month, I am not going to let a little language study (or a lot of language study, as the case may be) stand in the way of me performing my civic duty of reporting on […]
quotations best taken entirely out of context:
“I have a lot of meat because I got a big package.”
things that are awesome, part 2
1. This morning on my way to class I was waiting to cross the street when this SUV drove by, and as it was going past, this girl stuck her head out of the passenger window and yelled “DO YOU KNOW WHERE A BAGEL STORE IS AROUND HERE?” Without missing a beat, I pointed […]
things that are awesome
Moments ago, I was walking out of my house (though I was not attacked by bees! yay!), in order to take a break from my fabulous Arabic homework. I like going outside because it is always at least 10 degrees cooler out there than it is in my sweat lodge of a house. […]
the bee saga
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(That says “My name is Jamelah and I do not like hot weather,” for those of you who are not hip to teh Arabics. And it is true. My name is Jamelah, and this weather better fucking stop it already before I go postal. I […]
two things i do not understand
1. McDonald’s, that bastion of healthy eating, has introduced a couple of new products, both involving chicken. One would be the chicken biscuit on the breakfast menu, and the other would be the Southern style chicken sandwich. I haven’t had either, because eating chicken before noon is wrong, y’all, but I’m honestly […]
state of the jamelah
Yo. I guess that’s what I look like when I’m done taking a final exam. Sort of.
I figured I should finally get around to writing something here, since I’ve been a negligent blogger this summer. Just so you know, I’m going to continue being a negligent blogger this summer because […]
