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I want to announce that I am declaring a moratorium on the phrase “that’s how I roll” and variations thereof. I’ve used it in the past and so have you, but I think we should all forgive ourselves and each other and move on. Because “that’s how I roll” is over. Seriously. […]

1. Hey, did you hear that the state of Michigan has been shut down? Strangely enough, I did not wake up in Ohio this morning. (Yes, I know what it really means.)
2. Say you’re hungry in the morning and you think to yourself that you’d really like to have a bowl […]

If you want to read the blog post that I wrote today, you have to go over to The ‘Stache and read it there. In this month’s installment, I interview myself. It’s very meta. Now go forth and be impressed.

Earlier today I was getting ready to take a shower because hey, I like showering! Showering is good! And I don’t know what it’s like where you live, but where I live, it generally takes a minute for the water to get warm, so I tend to turn the water on and let it […]

So, I was out earlier having fun with my mom, because it is her birthday and all, and I just want to say that my mom is the coolest mom ever. If I ever have a daughter, I hope that she will be able to talk to me about the important things in life, […]

…so I set up a photoblog. You know, because I’m not all over the internet enough as it is. I’m still tweaking it (for instance, I can’t find where the brown is coming from in the stylesheet, so that color will change eventually, I think) and I don’t really know why I need […]

So earlier I was in the post office (though I realized once I got home that I still forgot some of the things I was going to mail, like Caryn’s birthday present… and her birthday is in July) and I was standing at the table in the middle, writing addresses on things, which is something […]

1. Earlier, I was walking my dog, and this pit bull started following us and when we stopped walking (because my dog was all “WTF?”), he came up to her because she is a hot mama and he totally wanted to sniff her ass, and she was all “Don’t sniff my ass! I am […]

Um, okay, there’s CD swappy thing, and I’m supposed to post a playlist by today, and far be it from me to miss a deadline, because missing deadlines is not my style. Cough. So anyway, the theme of this is songs I have loved over the past 10 years, which is a huge window of […]

So hey, have a meme. You’ll like it, I swear. No really. I found it at srah blah blah and thought it was swell so I decided I would steal it and put it here.
Here are the [adapted] rules for the meme:
1. Put your mp3 player or music player on your […]