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I always usually review my year when my birthday rolls around, so it seems kind of silly to do it again three-something months later, but it is the end of the year, which is typically a time for reviewing things, so silliness be damned, I’m going to review them, reviewingly. Let’s do this. (It’s […]

So. Yesterday morning while I was on my way to work, Mall Boy (whose name also starts with a J — what are the odds, people?) sent me a text message asking if I was free in the evening and I sent a message in reply saying that indeed I was, and we determined […]

I wrote a list! It is here!
The end!

Dear Readers,
Here, have a picture:

That’s cheerful, right?
Anyway, hi. Merry Christmas, or happy Tuesday, depending. (Or, if you’d prefer, we can go like the spam I keep getting today that says “Marry Christmas” which amuses me to no end, because if I were to marry a holiday, it would obviously be Groundhog Day. […]

He called me and left a message. So I called him and left a message. I should not be allowed to leave messages because I say things like “Hi! This is Jamelah! I’m returning your call! Ummmm…… yeah.” And then there is a long pause where I try to […]

Hi. I thought I was taking a break until after Christmas, not for any real reason other than I haven’t felt like writing anything, which, now that I think of it, is a real reason. But as it happens, I am wide awake with nothing better to do and I figured I might […]

How are things? I’ve sort of been avoiding the internet over the past few days. It’s nothing personal, and I’m sure the internet understands, but this means that I sort of forgot about my earth-shattering study and didn’t get around to writing the surveys and sending them out. I’ll do that today… […]

Oh my god! So, okay. Remember how yesterday I wrote about sex in a canoe? Or something? What was that post about, really? I don’t know, either. But what I do know is that it had a little bit of something to do with a study about the world’s […]

I was in Munich and he stole something for me so I made out with him. There’s that story. The reason why I mention this is because earlier today Caryn sent me a link to this story. It’s not too long, and I don’t expect you to click and then come back, […]

(Note: I was going to write another open letter to my future husband, but then Caryn suggested that I should have my future husband write a letter to me. And one thing I have learned is that I should always listen to Caryn. So I had to do some time travel into the […]