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Archive for January, 2008

things i have done while naked

Last night, I posted this photograph to Flickr:

It is (very appropriately) titled: “Standing on the Edge of the Bathtub, Leaning on an Umbrella” and the caption underneath the photo says “…and it’s still not the strangest thing that’s happened in my bathroom.”
(See how nice I am? Now you don’t even have to click on it, […]

tell me something good

I am having the worst day in the history of days. Seriously. The only thing that could make it worse is if I somehow end up dead in a dumpster, which, you know, could happen — the day, while not young, is still middle-aged and vital. I would tell you all about […]

monday morning. and some stuff about pants.

I don’t think anyone could say that I am a good steward of time. (In fact, just last week, my mom said “You waste more time than anyone I know,” to which I replied “I do not!” to which she replied with raised eyebrows and that mom look of hers.) And as a […]

in pursuit of perfection

In case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been that great at updating the ol’ blog lately. So I’m stealing this meme from Tiff. You may in turn steal it from me if you like, because that is one of the reasons why the internets are so great.
And here it is. […]

i get really tired of thinking up titles sometimes

Hi. Did you think my blog died? Well it didn’t. It was just taking a nap while I was busy with some other things. Because you know what? There are a lot of other things going on right now, none of which are actually interesting enough to write about here, […]

and here’s to you, mrs. robinson

Okay, so. On Saturday, I was in the grocery store with my grandmother, which is more fun than I should ever be allowed to have, but sometimes my fun levels exceed my expectations. And isn’t that always nice? I know.
Anyway, we were at the store, in the aisle with all the canned […]

i like lists

1. It has come to my attention more than once that my RSS feed is borked. I’m not really sure what the deal is, so to anyone who has tried to subscribe to my site feed and has been brutally rebuffed, can you give me some details? Are you using the buttons on […]

the second annual be my awesome valentine swap announced

Hello boys and girls. You may think it’s too early to be thinking about Valentine’s Day, and if you do think that, you are incredibly incorrect, because I saw Valentine’s Day decorations in the store before Christmas, and as you know, there is no way to tell what is going on in the world, […]

this was almost about myspace ads, but instead it’s not

I’ve not been using MySpace very often these days because it has no Scrabulous so I don’t see the point, but occasionally I will sign in and have a look around. Today I checked out Kevin’s blog because it pretty much always has something on it to make me laugh. (Kevin and I […]