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Archive for March, 2008

probably very boring, but hey, there’s a picture of my bed!

I’m really out of the swing of this blogging business. I think I kind of forgot how. I’m supposed to write stuff? Huh? I don’t know. I think I need suggestions. In fact, I’m sure I need suggestions. So if you have any suggestions, just go ahead and make them.
Suggestions. What a weird word.
Anyway, hi. […]

now you’re stuck with me again

Hi. Here I am, back in business. Thanks again to all of you guest bloggers (I love you… group hug). While they were blogging for me, I was working a lot of hours. To be honest, I quite enjoyed the break, and I spent some time last week thinking that maybe I should try to […]

Maybe Blogs Should Have Auto-Save

This guest post brought to you by WordPress, procrastination, and the letter N.
It’s a shame, really. I had this amazing post all written out about how I’d planned to write something substantive but then my car died and embarrassed the hell out of me and then I had to get a new car and didn’t […]

what i did on my summer vacation. only it wasn’t vacation. and it was years ago. and it was awkward.

hi kids! do you like violence? do you wanna do like i did, and stick nine inch nails through each one of your eyelids? no?
that’s cool. really.
i mean, marshall mathers might have something else to say about it all, but, um, anyway. wow, that just devolved quickly. so. i’ve spent a lot of time this […]

peterpeterpeterpeterpeterpeterpeterpeterpeter

This is the 6th time that I’ve guest posted for a blog friend. And each of the previous five times I’ve started off the post pretending that I was going to write about that blog friend, and that I would customize my post for their blog.
And then I just wrote about myself anyway.
I […]

The Best Show Ever

Oh hai internets.
It’s tiff from truth bombs, and I’m so nervous.
I would pick a Friday to guest blog, following four phenomenally talented guest bloggers such as I did (especially Meg, so intimidated I am by The Meg! So much so I call her The Meg! You should too, let’s start an internet revolution) […]

Things I Learned from This Month’s Not Cosmo

So most of you probably know that Jamelah is a pretty devoted student of Cosmo. As such, she frequently (monthly) disseminates the knowledge gleaned from this highly technical tome to poor schmucks like me who can’t tell a Louboutin from an eye shadow from a bra.
Okay. So I know what a bra is. I’m exaggerating. […]

Greetings from the Volunteer State

Hi, I’m Em. Jamelah calls me Wifey. Some other nicknames I have are Emy, Ily, Mio and Hey Slut!
I kid.
I keep my internet writings over at usedtoyemporium.blogspot.com. This is my first ever guest blogger post. I am pretty new to the blog world in general, but I have been a fan of Jamelah and her […]

Grape Mrs Carillon… and GRAPE YOU!

Well, hello everyone. This is the famous srah here, gear fab. I have been warned that I am blogging before an audience of untold dozens and am suitably terrified. All day I’ve been racking my brains to come up with something clever to say, and I’m afraid I’m never going to produce […]

There once was a blog post from Nantucket

The green beer is flowing, the cabbage is cooking and Shamrock Shakes have made their annual appearance. It all sounds like another trip to grandma’s house, but it’s actually St. Patrick’s Day again! Yes, that one magical day of the year when we all get in touch with the Irish heritage most of us probably […]

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