Mar 18 2008
Grape Mrs Carillon… and GRAPE YOU!
Well, hello everyone. This is the famous srah here, gear fab. I have been warned that I am blogging before an audience of untold dozens and am suitably terrified. All day I’ve been racking my brains to come up with something clever to say, and I’m afraid I’m never going to produce anything of the quality I’d hoped. So I’m just going to babble away and make a greaaaaaat first impression on you all. Congratulations! Here goes!
I would like someday to be an aunt or an honorary aunt or something, so that I will have someone to buy lots of books for, and yet be able to hand them to someone else when they need their diaper changed or start asking questions about The Birds And The Bees or when they start to annoy me. I keep an ongoing list of books that I enjoyed in my childhood so that I can remember what to pass on to these Hypothetical Future Children someday.
I realized, in a conversation I had earlier this week, that some of my fondest memories of these books are the passages about food. What could be more delicious than the Bunsen-burner stew in A Wrinkle in Time or the automat sandwiches and coffee in From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler? Actually, probably a lot. Dr Murry isn’t particularly known for her cooking prowess and I don’t particularly like coffee or stale sandwiches. But these authors make the simplest things sound delicious and desirable.
In The Boxcar Children, they spend most of the book eating things like bread and milk (and don’t ever eat anything more sophisticated than cherry dumplings), but the way the bread and milk is described, it sounds like the most delicious bread and milk ever eaten! Milk must be more delicious when drunk from a chipped pink teacup.
I think you learn a lot about the real-life Almanzo Wilder by reading Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Farmer Boy, because all of Almanzo’s memories of childhood (or at least those he told Laura about, or those Laura found interesting enough to write about) seem to revolve around food: taking food to school in a lunch pail, baking potatoes in the fire while harvesting something, his mother frying twisted doughnuts rather than those with holes in the center because they turned themselves, apples ‘n’ onions on his birthday, biting into carrots and describing the different flavors and textures in one carrot… well, maybe there were non-food-related events in Farmer Boy and I just don’t remember them.
In A Girl of the Limberlost, Elnora bonds with her classmates over the treats that they share with each other (hers are simpler and more rustic, but no less delicious than those of the city girls!) and comes to realize the affection that her gruff and distant mother feels for her partly through the lunches that she prepares for her fancy new lunch box:
She walked down the road looking straight ahead until she came to the corner, where she usually entered the swamp. She paused, glanced that way and smiled. Then she turned and looked back. There was no one coming in any direction. She followed the road until well around the corner, then she stopped and sat on a grassy spot, laid her books beside her and opened the lunch box. Last night’s odours had in a measure prepared her for what she would see, but not quite. She scarcely could believe her senses. Half the bread compartment was filled with dainty sandwiches of bread and butter sprinkled with the yolk of egg and the remainder with three large slices of the most fragrant spice cake imaginable. The meat dish contained shaved cold ham, of which she knew the quality, the salad was tomatoes and celery, and the cup held preserved pear, clear as amber. There was milk in the bottle, two tissue-wrapped cucumber pickles in the folding drinking-cup, and a fresh napkin in the ring. No lunch was ever daintier or more palatable; of that Elnora was perfectly sure. And her mother had prepared it for her! “She does love me!” cried the happy girl. “Sure as you’re born she loves me; only she hasn’t found it out yet!”
She touched the papers daintily, and smiled at the box as if it were a living thing. As she began closing it a breath of air swept by, lifting the covering of the cake. It was like an invitation, and breakfast was several hours away. Elnora picked up a piece and ate it. That cake tasted even better than it looked. Then she tried a sandwich. How did her mother come to think of making them that way. They never had any at home. She slipped out the fork, sampled the salad, and one-quarter of pear. Then she closed the box and started down the road nibbling one of the pickles and trying to decide exactly how happy she was, but she could find no standard high enough for a measure.
I won’t even start with Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, the ultimate foodie-children’s book, except to say that it caused me to go through a phase where I kept eating cream cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches.
Anyway, I don’t know where I’m going with this post, other than to say that I am obsessed with Children’s Books and Food and the intersection of those two is the most delightful thing on Earth. Does anyone else have any favorite food-scenes from books they’d like to share? Anyone? Bueller?



It’s called Bagel Book: Shapes. My nephew and I both love it. It’s pictures of bagels in different shapes. I don’t really know what he likes so much about it, but every fifth reading I would think “a bagel sounds so good.”
And after Narnia, I really wanted Turkish Delight, until I heard they sucked.
And most of the food in Harry Potter.
Great post!
Well, there’s always How to Eat Fried Worms.
Ahem.
I remember the first time I read Little Women and being mildly obsessed with how gross the food for Amy’s picnic sounded. Louisa May Alcott totally lost me at “cold tongue”.
When I was younger, for lunch sometimes I’d make myself the staple meal of all fantasy books, which is bread, cheese, apples, and (ginger) ale.
Yep, I was a weird kid.
How about Violet Beauregarde’s gum in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Roast beef and blueberry pie and I don’t know what else. Mmmmmm.
Tomato soup. Roast beef and baked potato, tomato soup and blueberry pie, I think.
Yes! And she described each one in delicious detail.
Not the best thing to read this post starving, first thing in the morning. Fried worms, mmmm.
Book-food makes me feel like I’m starving even when I’m not. So maybe the fact that you were already starving doesn’t have anything to do with it. (Except finding fried worms appealing.)
Did you ever read the book Losing Joe’s Place? Because there’s this whole thing about chocolate cake batter that I remember made me want to find a bowl to lick.
I always wanted a bunch of pasta and meatballs after reading that book about how the spaghetti took over the town. I cant remember what it’s called, but it was very well illustrated.
Also there was this book I loved when I was a kid where they trapped all the bees with a giant jam sandwich.
me, I very fondly remember maurice sendak’s in the night kitchen!
Was Maurice Sendak the one who did Chicken Soup with Rice, too? I was very disappointed the first time I had chicken soup with rice because it wasn’t nearly as delicious as I’d imagined (like Turkish Delight). Unrealistic expectations stemming from food in children’s books… that’s a blog post for another day!
Wifey - I think Wordpress ate my comment, but I meant to tell you that I think the pasta book you’re thinking of is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
I think maybe it was called Straganona? But I google it and am coming up with only vague hints that it was a book.
Strega Nona?
That’s it! I love that book.
This isn’t related to food, but my mom has an original edition of Little Black Sambo.