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Archive for May, 2008

the story of a photograph

Yesterday, I spent an hour and a half making this photo:

I’m not usually one to document my process, since I don’t have a process, but I found the whole experience to be generally entertaining so I figured I should write it down so I could remember it, and if I was going to write it […]

spam-induced awkwardness

The other day, I got the following spam:
if he’s hard to shop for - you won’t go wrong with viiiiaaaaagggrrrraaa
I promptly deleted it, but then I thought, “What if a really REALLY stupid person got that message?” And then I giggled about it and moved on with my day. But the idea stuck with me, […]

why my mom is cool

Me: So, what do you want to do for Mother’s Day?
Mom: You can take me to see Iron Man.

would you rather…

Here’s a game I like to play when I’m bored and I’m going to inflict it on you. Because that is what blogging is all about. Besides, it’s not like you’re not looking for ways to waste time at work today. Unless you’re me, because I’m working very hard.
So. Would you rather…
1. Have herpes or […]

things that are okay when you’re in love

(No, I’m not announcing my retirement from being single. I’m just having one of those really random thought sessions that I have every minute of every day.)
This is probably going to be the least important thing you’ll read all day, but I was just thinking about it and furthermore, I’ve decided that whenever I have […]

six rhymes with hicks, kicks, sticks and dicks

I have no idea what that title even means, but I do know that it’s true, so that’s enough.
Anyway, I’m supposed to do this meme thing, the one where I tell you six quirky things about myself. I know I am supposed to do this meme thing, because I was tagged by Tiff. I am […]

explain this to me

Please.

I am not kidding.