May 12 2008
spam-induced awkwardness
The other day, I got the following spam:
if he’s hard to shop for - you won’t go wrong with viiiiaaaaagggrrrraaa
I promptly deleted it, but then I thought, “What if a really REALLY stupid person got that message?” And then I giggled about it and moved on with my day. But the idea stuck with me, and I kept thinking about it. Because really, what if a really REALLY stupid person got that message? And what if that really REALLY stupid person thought it was a good idea? Imagine the scenarios:
(Okay, so Janette in Accounting writes like a serial killer.)
Oh, the awkward conversations that would ensue. And you’d think I’d have enough of my own awkwardness, that I wouldn’t have to imagine other people’s and then laugh about it, but if you think that, then you obviously don’t know me very well.
Also, apropos of nothing, I just can’t get past this. Seriously.
If such a thing is possible, happy Monday.
It’s a peni$ post! Ha! That DOES make my Monday happier
now is it bone sucking HOT sauce, or bone HOT sucking sauce? because the latter is disturbing.
And also I think that is apropos of EVERYTHING.
Hee!
Also, I think that’s Hot Bone Suckin’ Sauce. That’s right. Hot Bone Suckin’ Sauce.
this is, quite frankly, a flawless jewel of a post. peni$#$ and all.