explain this to me
Please.
I am not kidding.
The most useless thing you’ll ever need
Please.
I am not kidding.
Last night I had a dream that I was having a cup of coffee with a friend and it was a quiet moment where neither of us was talking and I suddenly put my head down on the table and started laughing. “What?” my friend asked.
“Oh,” I said, sitting up and wiping hilarity-induced tears from […]
Sorry about that. The thing is, I have a really great idea for a post, but I haven’t had time to do what I have to do so I can write about it. I know that was cryptic, but I can’t say more or it’ll ruin the whole thing. And I hate ruination. Especially because […]
It’s official: there’s going to be a New Kids on the Block reunion. The outer me is sort of speechless about it, but I’m fairly certain that my inner pre-teen is jumping up and down.
Back when I was 10 (which was 1989, if you are keeping track), I seriously believed that New Kids on […]
Only mostly dead. And as you know, that means I’m slightly alive.
I had the flu, I think. I’m still getting over it and I feel weird… you know when you’re in a swimming pool just kind of floating and you can see and hear things but everything seems like it’s happening on a different […]
Right. So here we go. At present, I am watching the red carpet pre-show on E! Ryan Seacrest is a tool, yet I will admit that he is good at his job. Anyway, here’s how this is going to work: I will post updates whenever I see something worth writing about, and […]
Yeah, I’m not either. But I am going to watch them. And I think I may also live-blog them. If I do, I will live-blog them, instead of what I did last year, which was, I guess, time-delay-blog them. The Oscars have to be infinitely more entertaining with running commentary from me, […]
I’ve not been using MySpace very often these days because it has no Scrabulous so I don’t see the point, but occasionally I will sign in and have a look around. Today I checked out Kevin’s blog because it pretty much always has something on it to make me laugh. (Kevin and I […]
Please don’t kill me for calling you a loser.
Um, okay, there’s CD swappy thing, and I’m supposed to post a playlist by today, and far be it from me to miss a deadline, because missing deadlines is not my style. Cough. So anyway, the theme of this is songs I have loved over the past 10 years, which is a huge window of […]