Archive for the 'Jewelry' Category

Nov 25 2007

here we are again

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry, NaBloPoMo 07

So I’m coming down with a cold and I pretty much feel like sleeping or complaining about how I’m coming down with a cold, neither of which are conducive to blogging, but I didn’t get this far to give up on this NaBloPoMo business now (but I miss the days when I posted whenever I actually had something to write about). Anyway, uh, I listed a bunch of stuff on Etsy this morning. That’s exciting, right? You’ve been waiting, haven’t you? Because you know people who need earrings, or something, I’m sure. Some of it is new and some of it has been there before, and there you go. That is all I have for you today. Tomorrow, though… tomorrow I think it will be time for Cosmo.

Oh, the things I’ve learned.

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Oct 14 2006

of sugar daddies and other things

Published by jamelah under Everything, Lists, Jewelry

Sugar Daddies
I’ve been saying for years that what I really need is a sugar daddy. So imagine my surprise the other day when I happened to see a classified ad taken out by a sugar daddy who was looking to hire a, uh… what exactly is the job title for this? I don’t know. Believe it or not, I didn’t apply for this job, yet I can’t stop thinking about it. Not because I’m mad at myself for letting the sugar daddy opportunity pass me by, but because, um, seriously? You take out classified ads for that sort of thing? It makes it seem so pedestrian, like getting a sugar daddy is on the same plane as getting a part time job at Home Depot. Though now that I think about it, the two might be a lot more similar than they may initially sound. Anyway, in thinking about this, I can’t help but wonder what exactly a girl would say when applying for this job. This is my theory:

Dear Sir,

I am writing to you today because I read that you were looking to become a sugar daddy, and I believe ours could be a mutually beneficial relationship. I am well-educated, especially in the areas of literature and history, and am an excellent conversationalist in these areas and many others, ranging from current events to popular culture. I’m rather charming and possess a sparkling wit and really really good hair. I also adore Christian Louboutin, and need these shoes to be a productive member of society. I wear a size 9 and look forward to hearing from you soon.

xoxo,
Jamelah

P.S. These are really rather fabulous too.

Yeah.

Other Things
1. This morning I went to breakfast with my mother and grandmother because a) I’m telling you, Internet, I know how to party, and b) it used to be a Saturday morning tradition before my grandma got sick, but since she’s feeling better now she decided she wanted to go. So we were sitting at the restaurant waiting for our orders to arrive when these ladies came in and sat at the next table. It took two seconds of listening to their conversation for me to remember that this weekend is Albion College Homecoming. Yes, I did graduate from Albion, and yes, it is my five-year reunion, and no, I’m not going because, um, ew. Anyway, I spent a couple of minutes trying to guess what sorority they were in during their college years back twenty or so years ago and decided — sorry Wifey, if you happen to read this — that they were probably Thetas. The loud-talker, whose hair was short and dyed and could only fairly be described as “perky”, made a fascinating pronouncement, right after talking about how so-and-so doesn’t even wear makeup which means that she can sleep later (Omigod!). This pronouncement went like this:

“Girls who have long hair don’t need to shower every day.”

I don’t even know what that means. Does having long hair make a girl a dirty hippie? Or does the length of the hair protect a girl from dirt? I just kept turning it over and over in my brain — girls who have long hair don’t need to shower every day — until I felt as though I were on the verge of an aneurysm. Which, of course, made me think of “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.” So I had force myself to concentrate on my water. But if I suddenly quit posting in a week or so, it’s because I’m dead in my bathroom.

2. Earlier this week, I loaned some books to a guy I work with, and while I was looking through my shelves for things to loan him, I came across Immortality by Milan Kundera, which is one of the best books I’ve ever read in my entire life, so I decided I’d read it again. I don’t know why this happens whenever I’m reading a book of his, but every time I get through the first few chapters, I think that I should write a novel. That probably doesn’t even make sense, but I guess it’s just that there’s something about his work that creates this desire in me to write something. Of course, a few chapters later, I’m always over it because, you know, why bother?

3. Not that it was such a big hit before, but my Etsy store is back up and running. I’m offering free domestic shipping this month (though of course I love international folks too… so if you live outside the U.S. and absolutely have to have a pair of earrings (and really, how could you not?) I’m sure we could work something out).

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Sep 23 2006

on having my craft show cherry popped

Published by jamelah under Everything, Me me me, Jewelry

A friend of mine who makes candles has been doing this craft show for the past few years and she kept telling me that I should get a table there and sell my jewelry. So this year I finally did, and the past two weeks have been a flurry of beading, tagging, organizing, getting displays together, and generally stressing and being totally insane. The show was today, and there are no words to describe how glad I am that it’s over, but before I get to writing about the show itself, I have to tell you about last night, because that’s when the fun truly began.

Okay, so, we went out to the site of the show last night to claim our spots, and we dropped off our table and chairs and stuff and discussed how it was supposed to rain and maybe I should go to the store and get a canopy/shelter thing. So I drove to Meijer, which is in Jackson, from Homer, which is in… cornfields. And we found a canopy and got out of the store really quickly and easily so we were lulled into a false sense of security. Because as I was driving down I-94, la la la, drive drive drive, suddenly my car started making a noise that went something like this:

thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk

…which is awesome. More awesome still was the fact that it felt like one of my front wheels was going to come off. I said to my mom, “My phone is still plugged into the charger at home.” She replied, “Well, I don’t even know where my phone is.” Awesome? Absolutely. At this point, I was driving about 40 mph. On I-94. Now, if you’ve ever driven in Michigan, then you’ll know that speed limits are really suggestions, not rules, and driving 70 mph (the speed limit) makes one a slow-ass bastard @#*%!!!, so the fact that I was driving 40 (FORTY!!!) made me the biggest ass ever, but there was nothing I could do because, um, thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk. I managed to make it to the next exit, where there was a truck stop, and since I was feeling perilously close to having a total panic attack, my mom went inside to inquire if they had a phone she might use because we were having car trouble. A minute later she reappeared with three truck drivers who were just dying to look at the car and diagnose it. Within moments, they had decided that there was a problem with my front axle, which sounds unfortunate and expensive and I don’t even want to think about it, but they said that I should be able to make it home (I was about 8 miles away) if I drove carefully. So, we headed off down the road going — when we were really cruising along — 25 mph with the hazard lights on. In a thunderstorm. With me hating my life the whole time. A drive that normally takes about five minutes took over thirty. Have I used the word “awesome” to describe this situation yet? Because let me tell you, internet, it was a-w-e-s-o-m-e AWESOME.

Anyway, I got home and then did about three hours of work to get things ready for the show and collapsed into bed…

…only to get up at 5:45 a.m. to get this craft show party started! Whee!

I feel pretty spent after writing about the fun with my car, and also I’m incredibly tired, so I have a feeling that this post is going to be running out of steam directly. Even so, we got things set up (adventure!) and the show started and… it wasn’t a loss, I mean, people bought some stuff and I recovered the cost of having a table at the show and I almost recovered the cost of the canopy thing (I’m $5 short), but overall, it seemed to be a place where people go to look, not really to spend money. And there were four other jewelry sellers there, most of whom were selling things for less than I was. But my work was complimented a lot for being beautiful, and I got told more than once that my stuff was the nicest jewelry there, but the craft show was part of a fall festival on an historic farm in the middle of rural Michigan, so people probably weren’t showing up hoping to find things like multi-strand necklaces made out of Peruvian opal. That’s not a negative thing and I don’t mind, because I learned a lot and the overall experience was good. And I had fun. And I bought a fabulous purse. So, all in all, it was a good day.

Except there were spiders. We set up under a tree because we weren’t sure about getting a canopy thing, and the spiders, oh, how they loved me. Over the course of the day, I found eight freaking ginormous spiders crawling on me, and anyone who knows me knows that I am TERRIFIED of spiders, but each time it happened, I managed to keep my cool about it instead of doing what I wanted to do which was to scream and run around in circles like a crazy person.

Also, it rained. It waited until about an hour before it was supposed to be over, but the rain was so intense that all the vendors packed up and left. When we were taking down the display, I got soaked. So soaked, in fact, that I am still wet two hours later (because yes, I decided to process my pictures and write a post about it before changing my clothes — such is my dedication to you). So that’s that. Now I am going to take a shower (because I still feel like I have spiders crawling on me), eat, and then pretend to watch television while I am really sleeping on the couch. Because I know how to party.

(Pictures — all 5 of them — here.)

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Mar 25 2006

the jamelah jewelry show starring your host, jamelah

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry


yay, jewelry
Originally uploaded by jamelah.

It’s been awhile since I posted anything about jewelry making, so I figured it was time to do something about that. Of course, I haven’t been doing much in the way of jewelry making (or any of the other creative-type things I do) lately because it seems that my creativity was beaten up by some thugs and tossed over a bridge to die. Or something like that.

Right. So, since I know that there are few things that can bring out the chirping crickets like a post about jewelry, ta-da! Here’s a post about jewelry!

*crickets chirping*

Anyway, I started this bracelet a couple of weeks ago, but then never got around to completing it because I’d kind of screwed it up a little bit and didn’t want to figure out what would be necessary to fix it. But then today I needed to clean off my beading table, and thought that well, I might as well finish that bracelet while I was at it. Of course, this is one of my classic avoidance techniques, and though the bracelet is finished, the beading table is still a disaster. Note: I like making jewelry more than I like cleaning. But then, I like most things more than I like cleaning. Because I am not weird, despite reports to the contrary.

Well, I mean I’m not weird like that.

I don’t even know what I’m talking about. See what happens when I try to be clever? It ends up being a disaster, just like my beading table. And speaking of my beading table, that is where I make jewelry, like this lovely coral and turquoise bracelet which happens to be for sale, if you happen to be on the market for a lovely coral and turquoise bracelet, which you very well may.

You know, I think it would be in everyone’s best interests if I would just stop typing now.

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Feb 25 2006

beads on a wire

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry

I didn’t make anything this week.  It all works out though, because I made this last week and didn’t post about it.  How fortuitous.  This is a 22″ necklace made of agate, carnelian and silver and I know I’m biased because I made it and all, but it’s really really pretty.  Especially when light hits it because these beads are gorgeous and translucent.  Huh.  Pretty gemstones.  Go figure.  Anyway, it’s for sale.  Yay.

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Feb 11 2006

how to make a bracelet

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry

Today I was feeling like I might be coming down with a case of the bird flu or something, which didn’t really make me all that happy, since I think I have about an hour of sick time left at work (thanks, stomach flu!).  I also had to go to the post office, bank, and grocery store, which are three of my least favorite places in the world, so, to put it plainly, I was totally pumped about the awesome day I was having.  But then I checked the mail, and noticed that hurrah! My pal SooZen had sent me a package!  In the envelope were 10 mirage beads, which are cool because they change color and are activated by body temperature (so, sort of like a mood ring, but in bead form).  In case you don’t know this, SooZen is a brilliant jewelry artist, and she’s definitely been an inspiration and an encouragement to me as I’ve gotten into beading.

Anyway, I decided that what I needed to do to lift my spirits was to make myself some jewelry, because getting something beautiful is an instant pick-me-up.  Plus, beading is relaxing, because it’s hard to think about other stuff when you’re concentrating on making something.  So I grabbed my camera and headed toward my beading table.  And here we go.  Jewelry lesson!

The first step in bracelet making is to cut some wire.  I was planning to make a 7″ bracelet, so I cut 9″ of wire, which would leave me just enough room for the finishing.  For stringing projects, I use a type of wire called Accuflex (or Beadalon, depending on what’s in the store), which consists of several strands of stainless steel wire coated with nylon.  This wire is very strong and flexible, which makes it ideal for bracelets and necklaces.

Once I had my wire cut, I selected the beads I was going to use.  This was pretty easy, because I already knew I would be using the mirage beads, but I needed some other beads to go with them.

beads

For this project, I selected some Bali silver beads.  I love Bali silver because the artistry is always amazing.  For the center of the bracelet (which is what’s visible in the picture), I chose a fancy bead, and for the rest of the bracelet, I picked some granulated square spacers.  You can kind of see the edge of one in the photo.  Spacer beads are flat and their name is pretty self-explanatory: you use them to put space between two beads.  I also decided to use some liquid silver tube beads.  I know.  That’s really exciting.

clasp

I also chose a simple sterling toggle for the clasp.  I like toggles because they’re the easiest to fasten/unfasten, and they’re usually more interesting than a lobster claw or c-ring clasp (I don’t actually think I’ve ever used c-ring clasps).

I decided that I wanted to make a double-strand bracelet, because, you know, why not?  I didn’t really feel like getting too fancy with it, though, so I strung both strands of wire through all the beads except the tube beads.  Like so:

stringing

I suppose some people think of their pattern before they start stringing, but I find that a large portion of the fun is to play with a few different styles before sticking to one.  Also, I like to let the beads surprise me.  What I mean by that is that sometimes, I’ll start something and then realize that it’s not working or I don’t like it as much as I thought I would.  In the case of this bracelet, I started by stringing the center on both strands (the two largest mirage beads and the big Bali bead, capped on each end with a spacer) and then decided that I would string the individual strands with three liquid silver tube beads each.  I discovered, however, that the holes in the spacers and the mirage beads were too large — they kept swallowing my tube beads, which was totally ruining my pattern. 

Whatever would I do?  Oh, the suspense.

Well, I kind of already gave it away with the picture, so if you were paying attention, you’ll know that I decided to use some sterling silver ball beads between the tube beads and the spacers, because they have smaller holes and I knew that the tube beads wouldn’t disappear inside of them.  Of course, since each of the ball beads are 4mm, I had to rearrange things a little so that my bracelet wouldn’t turn into a necklace.  (These things happen, at least if you’re me, because I don’t believe in planning.)  But I figured it out and it all worked just swell.

Anyway.

Once all the beads are strung to satisfaction, it’s time for the fun part — finishing it off and attaching the clasp.  The first step of this is crimping.

crimp beads

crimping pliers

The first picture is of crimp beads and the second picture is of crimping pliers.  Crimping pliers are really handy and I love them.  So much, in fact, that I have two — regular and micro.  What crimping pliers do is smash the crimp bead onto the wire, which holds the wire in place.  Really, it does.  I know that crimping can be done with other kinds of pliers which smash the bead flat, but crimping pliers are cool (no, they are!) because they round off the bead so the crimp is smooth and rough-edge-free.  Crimping is a two-step process, but it’s a little more complex with this particular bracelet because there are two strands of wire. If you look at the pliers, you’ll see that there are two, uh, loop-type things in them.  The bottom one is kind of heart-shaped and the top one is more round. To finish a double-strand bracelet (that you’re not attaching to a double-strand clasp), the first step is to crimp both strands of wire.  To start, use the bottom part of the pliers to get each strand of wire on its own side of the bead.  Like so: 

crimp

Then, you finish the crimp by putting the crimp bead into the top, round, part of the pliers and letting the pliers round off the edges.  This may sound all wacky, but if you do it once, it’ll make sense forever.  Once both strands have been crimped, cut one of the strands:

crimping

Now it’s time to attach the clasp.  To do this, you need another crimp bead and, well, the clasp.  String the crimp bead, then the clasp (I usually like to put another bead there because it will hide wire ends and takes some stress off the clasp, and I also usually double crimp, but today I decided to skip this step).  Once everything is strung, run the wire back through the crimp bead:

more crimping

Crimp it, cut the dangling end of the wire flush with the crimp bead, and there you go.  Done!

voila!

I’m certain that this has been enlightening and thrilling for you, because everything I write is.  And Soo, thanks a million times for the beads… I loooove them, and the bracelet turned out alright, huh?

finished

yay!

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Feb 04 2006

stop! jewelry time!

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry

Hey, I made a bracelet.  Who’s excited?!?

…crickets chirping…

Right-o:

silver twist - bracelet

Four strands, sterling silver, toggle clasp, for sale here, there you go.

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Jan 28 2006

jewelry, among other things

Other Thing #1:

Yesterday, I had an appointment with my therapist, and I mentioned that I had been sick all week.  And when I started talking about what is going on with my job, my right eye started twitching.  As much as I wish I were, I am totally not kidding. (Maybe I’m wrong, but isn’t getting a twitch when talking about your job a bad sign?)  He said that these things happen when a person gets stressed out and I looked at him like he was crazy, because, well, I’m not stressed out.  Why would I be stressed out?  Just because every morning while I’m getting ready to go to work, I curse my bad luck at having neither a trust fund nor a sugar daddy and I calculate how many paychecks I need to save before I’ll have enough money to stage my death, change my name to Lola and move to Uruguay.  That does not mean that I’m stressed out; it means that I’m planning for the future.

But I don’t want to give you the impression that my job isn’t totally awesome, because it is.  It is not awesome like getting a whole bunch of money for doing essentially nothing (at least not in my case), but it is awesome like, oh, a train wreck.  So awesome.

Twitch.

Jewelry: 

chandelier earrings

Chandelier earrings, red beads, for sale, blah blah, et cetera.  I thought I would like the 1/2″ headpins better because there would be less waste, but I think they’re just too short to be anything other than a pain to work with, though fortunately, I bought all of those 3mm beads and they work okay I guess and I’m babbling.  Right, I know that’s not interesting at all, so I’ll stop writing about it now.

Other Thing #2:

I just wanted to mention that I was checking my site stats, and noted that a popular search phrase was “hambone jamelah”.  Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they type things into Google, but most of the time, I’m so glad I don’t actually know.  The most amusing horrifying amusingly horrifying, however, was this: Culottes and Gauchos for men 2006

And I think I just had an aneurysm.  So I should probably go do something else now.  Have a lovely day.

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Jan 21 2006

jewelry jewelry blah blah

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry


 

blue

Originally uploaded by jamelah.

Usually, winter is a creative dry spell for me. This winter is proving to be no different, really, but in an attempt to make myself do something more than think about how I should be doing something more, I thought I would use Saturday (a day when I typically don’t post anything) to put up a picture of a recent jewelry creation. Since it has to be recent, that should get me to make something at least once a week, or perhaps I will pretend like I never said this, which is what I do when I choose not to follow through with my schemes.

Anyway, I started these earrings on Thursday and finished them this morning. They are made of Swarovski crystal, Czech fire-polished glass, and sterling silver. I would wear them, but I’ve decided to sell them instead (or at least attempt to sell them, as it seems to be with most of my stuff for sale). They are available at my Etsy store, along with several other fabulous and really rather reasonably-priced items that I know I should really re-photograph.

Cheers.

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Nov 18 2005

if you’re pimping yourself, does that make you a whore?

Published by jamelah under Everything, Jewelry

I said in my post yesterday that I had been busy working on things and that I had stuff to show you, and boy (or girl), do I ever. In case you aren’t aware of this, I make bead and wirework jewelry. Earlier this week, I started the pain-in-the-ass-tastic task of putting several pieces up for sale here on the ol’ jamelah.net, but, well, it was pain-in-the-ass-tastic, so I wasn’t making a whole lot of progess. Then, Sarah suggested Etsy, which is sort of like a gigantic online craft show, and it was so way easier to put things up there than it was to continue doing it all myself, so I am pleased to present to you:

My Etsy Store

Currently, there are 16 pieces up for sale there. Mainly earrings, but there are a few bracelets and necklaces as well. I think these pieces are all very nice, and reasonably priced, considering parts and labor (I know that just made me sound like an auto mechanic), and, you know, it’s the holiday season and all, so someone you have to buy a present for would probably really like some one-of-a-kind jewelry.

While it’s always somewhat personally validating to have other people appreciate your work enough to shell out cash for it, I have another reason for finally deciding to sell my wares. For some (probably irrational) reason, I’m uncomfortable talking about it, but I have no health insurance and I also have a few medical bills that are currently kicking my bank account’s ass, so I could really use the extra money right about now. Besides, who doesn’t love jewelry? Crazy people, that’s who. And you don’t want people to think you’re crazy, right?

Right.

So, I’m going to shut up now, but before I do, I just want to remind you to go forth and shop. And that is all.

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