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Yesterday, I spent an hour and a half making this photo:

I’m not usually one to document my process, since I don’t have a process, but I found the whole experience to be generally entertaining so I figured I should write it down so I could remember it, and if I was going to write it […]

The other day, I got the following spam:
if he’s hard to shop for - you won’t go wrong with viiiiaaaaagggrrrraaa
I promptly deleted it, but then I thought, “What if a really REALLY stupid person got that message?” And then I giggled about it and moved on with my day. But the idea stuck with me, […]

Me: So, what do you want to do for Mother’s Day?
Mom: You can take me to see Iron Man.

Here’s a game I like to play when I’m bored and I’m going to inflict it on you. Because that is what blogging is all about. Besides, it’s not like you’re not looking for ways to waste time at work today. Unless you’re me, because I’m working very hard.
So. Would you rather…
1. Have herpes or […]

(No, I’m not announcing my retirement from being single. I’m just having one of those really random thought sessions that I have every minute of every day.)
This is probably going to be the least important thing you’ll read all day, but I was just thinking about it and furthermore, I’ve decided that whenever I have […]

I have no idea what that title even means, but I do know that it’s true, so that’s enough.
Anyway, I’m supposed to do this meme thing, the one where I tell you six quirky things about myself. I know I am supposed to do this meme thing, because I was tagged by Tiff. I am […]

Please.

I am not kidding.

Dudes, my blog is six. I wrote a big ol’ retrospective post last year, so I figure it would be silly to do it again, just one year later. In terms of blogging, it’s been a rocky year, with me being too busy to post much while I was in Arabic Camp, then me posting […]

Last night I had a dream that I was having a cup of coffee with a friend and it was a quiet moment where neither of us was talking and I suddenly put my head down on the table and started laughing. “What?” my friend asked.
“Oh,” I said, sitting up and wiping hilarity-induced tears from […]

Oh, boys and girls, it has been such a long time since I learned things from Cosmo. Last October, to be exact. I don’t know how I’ve managed to go so long without availing myself of the wisdom that Cosmo has to offer, but I decided it was time to fix that problem. So I […]