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things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Earlier this month, I received a request from Emily Ann: Jamelah, I have a request of you. I really really need you to do your “What I learned this month from Cosmo” on the January issue. Please see the linked reason why. Also, I will love you forever. Well, I am not one to turn … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
So, I’ve been dutifully reading Cosmo and reporting on it for what feels like 100 years now, and I realized something as I was flipping through the current issue for the fourth time to find something to write about: I’m over it. Maybe I’m just grumpy and preoccupied with other things (I’m kind of busy … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
You guys! It’s time to learn things from Cosmo! How exciting! Exclamation point! 1. Let’s get things started with a new and probably one-time-only feature: the in-depth analysis of the cover: The Hot Issue, eh? I wonder if this means that Cosmo will finally start talking about sex. Do you think guys still like blowjobs? … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
I forgot to learn things from last month’s Cosmo, and I couldn’t let myself continue having such huge gaps in my education. So I was in Walmart on Friday. I hate Walmart, and it’s not on principle, like some people hate Walmart, it’s more because I hate being in stores that large, as they make … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Dudes, I was in a Rite Aid earlier, so I picked up the latest Cosmo, because it’s not like I have anything else to blog about, and seriously, I always think buying Cosmo is kind of embarrassing, not like “Oops I really shouldn’t reach behind me to grab things since I do not have eyes … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
It’s been awhile since my last foray into Cosmo-learning, but here I am, educated by a magazine, and ready to share my findings. Without further introductory blabbity blah, here we go: 1. The first thing I noticed in this issue was the cover headline, “AN ORGASM ALMOST KILLED HER” with the subhead, “WE ARE NOT … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Hey guys. I know it’s a little early but I can’t keep the secret any longer. I got you the gift of learning for Christmas! How exciting! Well, wait a second. Before I get started on the learning stuff I have to mention an advertisement for Lancome mascara because this ad stopped me in my … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Writing about Cosmo in list form seemed to work really well (for me at least), so I’m going to do it that way again! Woot! 1. I thought by now I’d gotten to a point where nothing I read in this magazine could surprise me anymore and then I read “Create Cleavage: Smudge dark eye … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Can you believe it’s time to learn things from Cosmo again? Me neither. But alas, kittens, it is. It is. Learning things from Cosmo: the only educational plan in the world guaranteed to make you dumber. Alrighty then. This month I am going to make a list of educational items to shrink your brain cells. … Continue reading
things i learned from this month’s cosmo
Today, this first day of autumn, it seems appropriate to take a few moments and learn some stuff, wouldn’t you say? It’s always good to begin a new season armed with knowledge. And so, without further ado, here are some things you should know, to get your fall started right. – What’s sexy now? Hot … Continue reading
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