I’m A Jerk

hello. i’m a tool.

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I’ve been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of something to write that might cheer up my blog a bit. Because let’s face it — my blog is a sad sack motherfucker lately. I don’t really have much to offer, however, what with my life being like something out of a country song these … Continue reading »

i’m taking it as a compliment

“You’re like the conversational equivalent of a prison riot,” he said.

thy eternal summer shall not fade

So, Caryn, who is a source of information about things that I never would’ve even thought about imagining, shared a link with me the other day about a product. I believe my first reaction to seeing this product was to say, “Oh my god.” Do you want to know what it is? I’ll tell you: … Continue reading »

so, that happened

I guess I mentioned that I was going on a date, and now that the date is in the past, I’m supposed to mention how it went. Well, it’s a tale as old as time, really. Met up with everybody at a restaurant that was very crowded. Had a drink while we were waiting. Finally … Continue reading »

why hello, pumpkins

Did you notice how I’m one of those people who, after finishing that NaBloPoMo thing, drops into blogging retirement? It’s not that I meant to retire, it’s just that I didn’t have to write a post every day. Also I didn’t have any more questions to answer, and that question thing spoiled me a little … Continue reading »

day twenty nine: fun with keywords

Oh, people who search for things on the internet, you are so interesting. Case in point: where are a woman’s “loins” Nice use of quotation marks, friend. yosemite sam One day during my childhood — I don’t know exactly how old I was here, but I think maybe I was 2 — I decided to … Continue reading »

day twenty eight: some thoughts about music

I was driving home the other day, and I was listening to the radio and the Pearl Jam song “Black” came on, and I was sort of listening to it, but mostly I was preoccupied with merging onto a road in the middle of a construction zone and not getting run over by a semi. … Continue reading »

day twenty two: lies!

I am not a fan of acronyms in general. I don’t like them. They make things seem unnecessarily jargony, and I am definitely not a fan of jargon. I am especially not a fan of many of the acronyms that have sprung into life thanks to the internet, though some I’m more willing to put … Continue reading »

day sixteen: beside the white chickens*

From Jessica Fantastica: If you had a pet chicken, what would you name it? I’m not sure I would ever have a pet chicken because I have issues with birds. I don’t like them. I mean, I don’t mind if birds are doing bird things somewhere else, but I don’t really want them to be … Continue reading »